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Post by shineydave » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:40 pm

don't make me laugh, my lips are chapped
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Post by S4TAN » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:45 pm

don't make me laugh, my lips are chapped
put vaseline on them before donning the mask - stops the zip and the pvc from chafing your lips...
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Post by shineydave » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:21 am

that's all dependant on the quality of the suit. if indeed it is a PVC gimp suit then vaseline will be fine but a genuine rubber gimp suit should not be lubricated with vaseline, or indeed any petrolium based lubricant as the petrol content will rot the rubber sure as eggs are eggs.

that's why you should never lubricate "o" rings and seals with vaseline, they should always be lubricated with the medium that they will be sealing
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Post by s4woody » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:32 am

i thought eggs were embreo,s..
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Post by shineydave » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:33 am

embryos as well
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Post by S4TAN » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:42 am

embryos as well
... both kidneys gone and running low on ribs now ...
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Post by Dr-Al » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:52 am

shineydave wrote:that's all dependant on the quality of the suit. if indeed it is a PVC gimp suit then vaseline will be fine but a genuine rubber gimp suit should not be lubricated with vaseline, or indeed any petrolium based lubricant as the petrol content will rot the rubber sure as eggs are eggs.

that's why you should never lubricate "o" rings and seals with vaseline, they should always be lubricated with the medium that they will be sealing
Absolutely spot-on. Most natural rubbers will be attacked by any petrochemical-based product. Best thing for rubber or latex is a silicon based oil/grease or water based lubricant such as K-Y jelly (depending on the application).

Talcum powder (the cosmetic/baby type) is also bad for latex as it contains compounds that can attack the rubber and/or support bacteria/yeast growth. You should use French chalk instead.
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Post by rolskii » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:06 am

MarkB wrote: The only way I would flush an engine is to do 2 oil changes close together. Diluting the dirty oil and crud into the new clean oil.

If any of our engines are in this sort of state then I'd be expecting a large bill before long...
engine will be seriousley affected if you let loose all the coagulated burnt sh1t in .... dont forget the turbos bearing surface is supported by oil ..... at a thickness of mere thou's.......

shineydave wrote: should always be lubricated with the medium that they will be sealing
looks like dave's had a few oil changes in his rubbergimp suit before now~ :shock:
is it yr regular shopping attire dave....? 8)

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Post by shineydave » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:58 pm

i'm not actually a gimp suit wearing freak of nature, i just help them out on weekends.................oh, and when they're particularly busy
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Post by MCB » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:53 am

:biggrin3:
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Post by rolskii » Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:12 pm

shineydave wrote:i'm not actually a gimp suit wearing freak of nature, i just help them out on weekends.................oh, and when they're particularly busy

Freeeek .... cats out the bag .... :shock:
now we know why yr shiney .... all that brass polishing .... :biggrin3:

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Post by S4TAN » Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:24 pm

now we know why yr shiney
... i thought it was because of the shiney PVC suit he wears (allegedly) ... :nodder:
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Post by shineydave » Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:12 pm

IT'S NOT PVC!!!!!

oops, did i say that out loud?
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Post by rolskii » Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:20 pm

At least yr not in denial...... :sekret:

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Post by shineydave » Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:28 pm

certainly not, i'm in Bradford, the curry capital of the northern hemisphere
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