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Re: Idiot Drivers Exposed - RS6

Post by Ian_C » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:25 am

Bladerider wrote:Probably a plank in the 6, BUT...

I have parked like that with friends when there has been a couple of us with high profile cars to prevent theft, guy on right is last to park in the shitter, thus preventing anyone from gaining easy access - although we were in coupe's and I guess its easier in an estate from behind ;) :D

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Re: Idiot Drivers Exposed - RS6

Post by bam_bam » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:46 am

Bladerider wrote:I guess its easier in an estate from behind
I kept hitting my head when pitching in from behind, it was much better when I told her to get on top reverse cowgirl. The doggers gave a round of applause at my decision too.
Slightly related: what's the best way to remove bodily fluids from alcantara headlining?
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Re: Idiot Drivers Exposed - RS6

Post by RossDagley » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:50 am

bam_bam wrote:
Bladerider wrote:I guess its easier in an estate from behind
I kept hitting my head when pitching in from behind, it was much better when I told her to get on top reverse cowgirl. The doggers gave a round of applause at my decision too.
Slightly related: what's the best way to remove bodily fluids from alcantara headlining?
There is a serious need for this forum to have a "thanks" system in place for posts such as this :D
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Re: Idiot Drivers Exposed - RS6

Post by Graeme4130 » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:53 am

bam_bam wrote:
Bladerider wrote:I guess its easier in an estate from behind
I kept hitting my head when pitching in from behind, it was much better when I told her to get on top reverse cowgirl. The doggers gave a round of applause at my decision too.
Slightly related: what's the best way to remove bodily fluids from alcantara headlining?
Don't remove the stains, date & name them with a pen and be proud of your achievements for all to see :)
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Post by SuprSi » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:56 am

Agreed, Bam's on form this morning :D
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Re: Idiot Drivers Exposed - RS6

Post by bam_bam » Thu Dec 11, 2014 12:27 pm

Graeme4130 wrote:
bam_bam wrote:
Bladerider wrote:I guess its easier in an estate from behind
I kept hitting my head when pitching in from behind, it was much better when I told her to get on top reverse cowgirl. The doggers gave a round of applause at my decision too.
Slightly related: what's the best way to remove bodily fluids from alcantara headlining?
Don't remove the stains, date & name them with a pen and be proud of your achievements for all to see :)
Ok, I'll date them but be fcuked if I can remember their names, especially after emptying my dick, you know what it's like post-shag! I usually struggle to remember where I'd pre-dug the hole for dropping off my 'date'.
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Re: Idiot Drivers Exposed - RS6

Post by Graeme4130 » Thu Dec 11, 2014 1:42 pm

bam_bam wrote:[
Ok, I'll date them but be fcuked if I can remember their names, especially after emptying my dick, you know what it's like post-shag! I usually struggle to remember where I'd pre-dug the hole for dropping off my 'date'.
Possibly Dave or Steve !
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Re: Idiot Drivers Exposed - RS6

Post by bam_bam » Thu Dec 11, 2014 1:57 pm

Graeme4130 wrote:
bam_bam wrote:[
Ok, I'll date them but be fcuked if I can remember their names, especially after emptying my dick, you know what it's like post-shag! I usually struggle to remember where I'd pre-dug the hole for dropping off my 'date'.
Possibly Dave or Steve !
Only if I'm particularly horny and there are no female hitch hikers...
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Re: Idiot Drivers Exposed - RS6

Post by Bladerider » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:15 pm

LOL

Thought that reply might give bam and opening - hence the wink !!
Ian_C wrote: If one of my 'mates' parked a Landrover within one inch of the rear wing (like above) I'd smack them.
Maybe you have friends that cant park well, or you have trouble yourself - but I dont know why you feel precious about people parking close, its not witchcraft, cars have mirrors for a reason fella lol

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Re: Idiot Drivers Exposed - RS6

Post by Ian_C » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:47 pm

Bladerider wrote:
Ian_C wrote: If one of my 'mates' parked a Landrover within one inch of the rear wing (like above) I'd smack them.
Maybe you have friends that cant park well, or you have trouble yourself - but I dont know why you feel precious about people parking close, its not witchcraft, cars have mirrors for a reason fella lol

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Maybe I need to go to spec savers, there's about an inch between those cars?

Reversing into a space, yes, you can look in both left and right mirrors. However, going in forwards, if they were the sole occupant of the Freelander with nobody to wave them in, how on earth could the driver tell how close the left of their vehicle was to touching the RS?
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Re: Idiot Drivers Exposed - RS6

Post by bam_bam » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:58 pm

They're in a Gaylander, they don't care.
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Re: Idiot Drivers Exposed - RS6

Post by Ian_C » Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:02 pm

Far more likely. Pure luck! :smile_smoking:
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Post by Bladerider » Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:53 pm

:D :D :D
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Re: Idiot Drivers Exposed - RS6

Post by Ian_C » Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:28 am

Landrover drivers don't have the parking precision reputation of Russ Swift.
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Re: Idiot Drivers Exposed - RS6

Post by HYFR » Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:31 am

bam_bam wrote:They're in a Gaylander, they don't care.
Hell yeah mutha.

Honestly, having done 34k in aGaylander it gives you that 'I don't give a fcuk' feeling

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