If one of my 'mates' parked a Landrover within one inch of the rear wing (like above) I'd smack them.Bladerider wrote:Probably a plank in the 6, BUT...
I have parked like that with friends when there has been a couple of us with high profile cars to prevent theft, guy on right is last to park in the shitter, thus preventing anyone from gaining easy access - although we were in coupe's and I guess its easier in an estate from behind![]()
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I kept hitting my head when pitching in from behind, it was much better when I told her to get on top reverse cowgirl. The doggers gave a round of applause at my decision too.Bladerider wrote:I guess its easier in an estate from behind
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There is a serious need for this forum to have a "thanks" system in place for posts such as thisbam_bam wrote:I kept hitting my head when pitching in from behind, it was much better when I told her to get on top reverse cowgirl. The doggers gave a round of applause at my decision too.Bladerider wrote:I guess its easier in an estate from behind
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Don't remove the stains, date & name them with a pen and be proud of your achievements for all to seebam_bam wrote:I kept hitting my head when pitching in from behind, it was much better when I told her to get on top reverse cowgirl. The doggers gave a round of applause at my decision too.Bladerider wrote:I guess its easier in an estate from behind
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Ok, I'll date them but be fcuked if I can remember their names, especially after emptying my dick, you know what it's like post-shag! I usually struggle to remember where I'd pre-dug the hole for dropping off my 'date'.Graeme4130 wrote:Don't remove the stains, date & name them with a pen and be proud of your achievements for all to seebam_bam wrote:I kept hitting my head when pitching in from behind, it was much better when I told her to get on top reverse cowgirl. The doggers gave a round of applause at my decision too.Bladerider wrote:I guess its easier in an estate from behind
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Possibly Dave or Steve !bam_bam wrote:[
Ok, I'll date them but be fcuked if I can remember their names, especially after emptying my dick, you know what it's like post-shag! I usually struggle to remember where I'd pre-dug the hole for dropping off my 'date'.
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Only if I'm particularly horny and there are no female hitch hikers...Graeme4130 wrote:Possibly Dave or Steve !bam_bam wrote:[
Ok, I'll date them but be fcuked if I can remember their names, especially after emptying my dick, you know what it's like post-shag! I usually struggle to remember where I'd pre-dug the hole for dropping off my 'date'.
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LOL
Thought that reply might give bam and opening - hence the wink !!

Thought that reply might give bam and opening - hence the wink !!
Maybe you have friends that cant park well, or you have trouble yourself - but I dont know why you feel precious about people parking close, its not witchcraft, cars have mirrors for a reason fella lolIan_C wrote: If one of my 'mates' parked a Landrover within one inch of the rear wing (like above) I'd smack them.
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Where's that Pistonheads image 'not sure if serious' when you need it....Bladerider wrote:Maybe you have friends that cant park well, or you have trouble yourself - but I dont know why you feel precious about people parking close, its not witchcraft, cars have mirrors for a reason fella lolIan_C wrote: If one of my 'mates' parked a Landrover within one inch of the rear wing (like above) I'd smack them.
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Maybe I need to go to spec savers, there's about an inch between those cars?
Reversing into a space, yes, you can look in both left and right mirrors. However, going in forwards, if they were the sole occupant of the Freelander with nobody to wave them in, how on earth could the driver tell how close the left of their vehicle was to touching the RS?
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They're in a Gaylander, they don't care.
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Landrover drivers don't have the parking precision reputation of Russ Swift.
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Hell yeah mutha.bam_bam wrote:They're in a Gaylander, they don't care.
Honestly, having done 34k in aGaylander it gives you that 'I don't give a fcuk' feeling
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