Is the B5 S4 a lardy barge ? - vote & discuss

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Is the B5 S4 a lardy barge ?

Yes - the very definition of lard
14
30%
No - light as a feather and goes like stink.
6
13%
Don't know / don't care
11
24%
No – do not consider an S4B5 to be a ‘Lardy barge’
15
33%
 
Total votes: 46

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RE: no way

Post by ZeroK66 » Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:11 pm

M5 is comparible to the RS6... so not really a fair comparison. I refer to the S4 as a barge more down to its poor standard suspension and brakes. The M5 can toast most things round a track... so although heavy, I wouldnt call it a barge. When I think barge I think understeer. Think Quattro think understeer.

For the record I like understeer... predictable and perfectly safe. I am not out to set lap records between my home and the office, so I love my barge :P
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RE: no way

Post by S4TAN » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:29 am

fletchie55 wrote: couldnt see appropriate option to vote, so I didnt
Here here! Totally good call there fletchie - I didn't vote either as I concluded that none of the proffered options were suitable - my car certainly does NOT feel like a barge ...
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RE: no way

Post by DavidT » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:43 am

OK, I've added MCB's option of: No – do not consider an S4B5 to be a ‘Lardy barge’

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RE: no way

Post by S4TAN » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:49 am

OK - I've voted then ... :)
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RE: no way

Post by ronaldmacdonald » Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:52 am

Me too, my s4 never felt like a "lardy barge" at all, in fact it was very reassuring drive and you had to try REALLY hard to upset it maybe you had a lemon or something?

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RE: no way

Post by GrahamS4 » Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:08 am

I already voted for don't care, but would have gone with the new No option.
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Post by rikrose » Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:19 pm

I've driven a few S4s, no Avants though. If they're a lardy barge, then the Mundano I'm going to replace with an S4 is .. uh.. a mobidly obese supertanker.. or something.

Such a wonderful car, the S4. Same mpg as the Mundano 1.8 Zetec too. Scary, eh?

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Post by shineydave » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:26 pm

S4 - 1570kg
R8 - 1560kg

Discuss - Is the R8 going to be a "lardy barge"?
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Post by S4TAN » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:34 pm

Same mpg as the Mundano 1.8 Zetec too. Scary, eh?
really??? :shock:
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Post by ChipHazzard » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:48 pm

FL Noggy S4 Avant

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Post by clubsport » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:52 pm

shineydave wrote:S4 - 1570kg
R8 - 1560kg

Discuss - Is the R8 going to be a "lardy barge"?
Consider the B7 RS4 is 1650kg and it;s direct competitor the 997TT weighs in at 1585kg, I personally think Audi ahve done a great job in keeping the weight down on the R8.
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Post by shineydave » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:57 pm

i was actually being kind to the R8 by posting the Avant weight for the S4. 1540kg for the saloon although i suspect it's not all about weight but suspension control, power/weight ratios, center of gravity, track and wheelbase etc and even down to how the controls feel and respond
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Post by jimbogrey » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:28 am

Lardy barge .....mine no!!

Had arun in with a wrx Sti 2.5 the other day, not too many twisties but a couple of roundabouts on the way and really i beat him fair and square. now admittedly my car has a decent suspension set up and some serious AP Racing brakes and has been RR'd at 340+ but i really thought that he would do me for weight.

so i checked and it seems that scoobies are getting a little lardy too nearly 1500Kg's.

i have never driven a standard S4, but from all comments i have reasd i dont think i would enjoy it!!

lardy barge............standard probably yes!!!

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Post by droberts » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:37 am

shineydave wrote:i was actually being kind to the R8 by posting the Avant weight for the S4. 1540kg for the saloon although i suspect it's not all about weight but suspension control, power/weight ratios, center of gravity, track and wheelbase etc and even down to how the controls feel and respond
:thumbs: Totally agree, its not about weight, but how that weight is kept under control by the cars suspension, brakes and power delivery. "Lardy" implies a slow car with weight beyond the capabilities of the brakes and suspension.

If you think your car is lardy invest in a set of H&R ARB's and upgrade your brakes...
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Post by S4TAN » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:40 am

If you think your car is lardy invest in a set of H&R ARB's and upgrade your brakes...
... and stiffen your springs ...
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