The best of the bunch!

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Eddie555
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Re: The best of the bunch!

Post by Eddie555 » Sat May 12, 2018 7:49 pm

bam_bam wrote: ↑
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Eddie555 wrote: ↑
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 Chinky, your fantasies are off-putting.
You know nothing about my fantasies.
And thank fcuk for that.
It would involve branding irons and racist pigs.

Edit. Make that an Aussie pig.
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2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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Re: The best of the bunch!

Post by chunky79 » Sat May 12, 2018 7:53 pm

bam_bam wrote: ↑
Sat May 12, 2018 7:32 pm
Eddie555 wrote: ↑
Sat May 12, 2018 6:45 pm
bam_bam wrote: ↑
Sat May 12, 2018 6:31 pm
 Chinky, your fantasies are off-putting.
You know nothing about my fantasies.
And thank fcuk for that.
You 2 comparing fantasies would be one seriously fecked up conversation! I for one would love to be there to hear it, purely for sh1ts and giggles.
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Re: The best of the bunch!

Post by Eddie555 » Sat May 12, 2018 7:58 pm

I like to test out my ultimate fantasy on bam. Fist punching him straight up the shitter with no lube.
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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Re: The best of the bunch!

Post by Ben_r1 » Sat May 12, 2018 8:10 pm

Eddie555 wrote: ↑
Sat May 12, 2018 7:58 pm
 I like to test out my ultimate fantasy on bam. Fist punching him straight up the shitter with no lube.
Just wow. :thumbsdown: :assflash:
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Re: The best of the bunch!

Post by Shoppinit » Sat May 12, 2018 8:11 pm

Eddie555 wrote: ↑
Sat May 12, 2018 7:58 pm
 I like to test out my ultimate fantasy on bam. Fist punching him straight up the shitter with no lube.
I never figured you for the romantic type. I thought bam preferred it rough.
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Re: The best of the bunch!

Post by Eddie555 » Sat May 12, 2018 8:13 pm

Shoppinit wrote: ↑
Sat May 12, 2018 8:11 pm
Eddie555 wrote: ↑
Sat May 12, 2018 7:58 pm
 I like to test out my ultimate fantasy on bam. Fist punching him straight up the shitter with no lube.
I never figured you for the romantic type. I thought bam preferred it rough.
My belief is that he only takes it rough off Chunks mum.
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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Re: The best of the bunch!

Post by chunky79 » Sat May 12, 2018 8:15 pm

Eddie555 wrote: ↑
Sat May 12, 2018 8:13 pm
Shoppinit wrote: ↑
Sat May 12, 2018 8:11 pm
Eddie555 wrote: ↑
Sat May 12, 2018 7:58 pm
 I like to test out my ultimate fantasy on bam. Fist punching him straight up the shitter with no lube.
I never figured you for the romantic type. I thought bam preferred it rough.
My belief is that he only takes it rough off Chunks mum.
Mother said she'd happily have a night off so you can carry out your fantasy Eddie. Keep an eye out for Elton while you're doing the deed :thumbs:
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

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Re: The best of the bunch!

Post by Eddie555 » Sat May 12, 2018 8:18 pm

Oh Elton’s up there. I’ll have to be careful. You should never punch a man who wears glasses.
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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Re: The best of the bunch!

Post by DuncRS6 » Sat May 12, 2018 9:16 pm

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Re: The best of the bunch!

Post by Jayjay101 » Sat May 12, 2018 9:35 pm

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Re: The best of the bunch!

Post by bam_bam » Sun May 13, 2018 7:37 am

I had the best wank while this thread this morning. Thanks chaps.
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Re: The best of the bunch!

Post by chunky79 » Sun May 13, 2018 9:35 am

bam_bam wrote: ↑
Sun May 13, 2018 7:37 am
 I had the best wank while this thread this morning. Thanks chaps.
* reading

You're welcum.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
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Re: The best of the bunch!

Post by Eddie555 » Sun May 13, 2018 10:43 am

bam_bam wrote: ↑
Sun May 13, 2018 7:37 am
 I had the best wank while this thread this morning. Thanks chaps.
And I’d bet that it was the “no lube” that got you off.
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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Re: The best of the bunch!

Post by chunky79 » Sun May 13, 2018 10:58 am

Eddie555 wrote: ↑
Sun May 13, 2018 10:43 am
bam_bam wrote: ↑
Sun May 13, 2018 7:37 am
 I had the best wank while this thread this morning. Thanks chaps.
And I’d bet that it was the “no lube” that got you off.
Nah, be Elton or Liberace.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
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Re: The best of the bunch!

Post by bam_bam » Sun May 13, 2018 3:00 pm

Eddie555 wrote: ↑
Sun May 13, 2018 10:43 am
bam_bam wrote: ↑
Sun May 13, 2018 7:37 am
 I had the best wank while this thread this morning. Thanks chaps.
And I’d bet that it was the “no lube” that got you off.
I'm self-lubricating.
No matter where you go, there you are.
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