Fancy a chuckle - read this advert

[Starry]

I’ve just drilled 4 holes in my wings, 2 in each. By my calculation it should be pushing around 1000bhp, it definitely pulls harder now but it seems a family of robins have nested under the bonnet now so I can’t enjoy my new mod for a while.. gutted

[chunky79]

Has he really cut a hole out of the front wing to make a cold air feed?

like that time I pumped Chunky's mum in anus making such a gapping hole,

How'd you do that with your micro Penus?

[Ian_C]

I love these gems, they get me every fcuken time:
- FULLY LOADED EVERY EXTRA
- ON BOARD COMPUTER
- FIRST TO SEE WILL DEFINITELY BUY
- HAS EVERY SINGLE OPTIONAL EXTRA AVAILABE

And lets not forget....

"OWNERS HANDBOOKS AND KEY PRESENT"

Not sure I'd buy a car without a key. Definitely a plus.

[doodlebug]

Is the the handbook for chunk’s mum?

All we need is Eddie’s missus along for the full orchestra.

[chunky79]

Is the the handbook for chunk’s mum?

All we need is Eddie’s missus along for the full orchestra.

My mom needs no handbook!

[Fatneck73]

I love it when threads take ‘this’ turn. V v funny.

[Matty]

Best post ever .... surely

[FaisalJ]

I love it when threads take ‘this’ turn. V v funny.

AKA the “bam bam effect”

Like the lynx effect, but smells of ass and instead of lots of girls running towards you, there’s only one; Chunks Mum. And she’s running in the opposite direction.


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[Eddie555]

Is the the handbook for chunk’s mum?

All we need is Eddie’s missus along for the full orchestra.

Dude. She’s already with the full orchestra. She’s done the string instruments. Now she’s blowing off all the wind instruments.

[Surrey Sam]

Is the the handbook for chunk’s mum?

All we need is Eddie’s missus along for the full orchestra.

My mom needs no handbook!

Exactly, nothing complex just analogue all the way.

[chunky79]

Is the the handbook for chunk’s mum?

All we need is Eddie’s missus along for the full orchestra.

My mom needs no handbook!

Exactly, nothing complex just analogue all the way.

Helps that bum_bum has a tiny penis.
Poor lad can't even make it through a glory hole.

[chunky79]

I love it when threads take ‘this’ turn. V v funny.

AKA the “bam bam effect”

Like the lynx effect, but smells of ass and instead of lots of girls running towards you, there’s only one; Chunks Mum. And she’s running in the opposite direction.


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Talking of smelling like Ass, last time we went out both of us had shocking wind, I still managed to get attached to a woman though. Sadly it was literally, she was wearing a retarded jumper and my buttons got stuck to it.
It's my moms birthday today, so bum_bum better be kind today.

[Ian_C]

Is the the handbook for chunk’s mum?

All we need is Eddie’s missus along for the full orchestra.

Dude. She’s already with the full orchestra. She’s done the string instruments. Now she’s blowing off all the wind instruments.

Playing the trombone?

[doodlebug]

Rusty trombone, possibly the Basildon bagpipe.

[Eddie555]

TBF to her she’s a good lass. Not only does she like the music scene she loves football. She loves to play with the players balls and firmly believes that every holes a goal. She also has a fascination for exotic pets. She’s always looking for the one eyed snake to give it a good vigorous rub down.