VW Allegro

Post by **Golfather** » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:37 pm

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegr ... SwRaRZqXzx

Post by **chunky79** » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:19 am

Great number plate

Post by **Eddie555** » Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:55 am

chunky79 wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:19 am
Great number plate

Lol. I always ask for one and she always says "Y" so I pay her a fiver and jobs a goodun.

Post by **chunky79** » Sun Sep 17, 2017 9:40 am

Eddie555 wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:55 am

chunky79 wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:19 am
Great number plate

Lol. I always ask for one and she always says "Y" so I pay her a fiver and jobs a goodun.

Mrs Eddie always pays me £10 to give me one.

Post by **bam_bam** » Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:40 pm

I give her 2 for a tenner.

Post by **chunky79** » Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:44 pm

bam_bam wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:40 pm
I give her 2 for a tenner.

You give her? Take it haven't stopped drinking yet!

Post by **bam_bam** » Sun Sep 17, 2017 10:33 pm

It's like giving her one, only I'm better than you, because I can pop twice, so I give her two... for a tenner.

Post by **Eddie555** » Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:41 pm

Edit: I meant I give her a "bunch of fives" knock her clean out and bang her however many times i want and then raid her purse of all her money.

Post by **chunky79** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:19 am

bam_bam wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 17, 2017 10:33 pm
It's like giving her one, only I'm better than you, because I can pop twice, so I give her two... for a tenner.

I don't need to ''pop twice'', my single blasting is enough for her, and she pays me for it pleasure.

Post by **chunky79** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:26 am

Eddie555 wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:41 pm
Edit: I meant I give her a "bunch of fives" knock her clean out and bang her however many times i want and then raid her purse of all her money.

Your best bet is to do that before the 2nd Thursday of every month Ed, that's when she pays me to see her. She'll have more money in her purse that way

I do like the way she cleans her pearl necklace up with £ notes, classy bird.

Post by **Eddie555** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:58 am

chunky79 wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:26 am

Eddie555 wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:41 pm
Edit: I meant I give her a "bunch of fives" knock her clean out and bang her however many times i want and then raid her purse of all her money.
Your best bet is to do that before the 2nd Thursday of every month Ed, that's when she pays me to see her. She'll have more money in her purse that way
I do like the way she cleans her pearl necklace up with £ notes, classy bird.

Sound mate. So if I'm right bam must be paying her a tenner on the 2nd Wednesday and you come on Thursday and she pays you bam's tenner. Well she gets her dole money on Thursday mornings,so that means if I smash her up as she comes back from the post office, with her full purse, I'll be fooking minted with all the money. Ps it's better if you take her false teeth out, she's had some new ones and they're a bit sharp.

Post by **chunky79** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 8:22 am

Nah, I like the teeth in Ed, it makes me laugh when they fall out.

Post by **bam_bam** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:48 am

Well, this thread turned more basic than I'd expected, in far less time than I had expected.
Mental note: expect quick thread degradation when myself, Eddie and Chunky are posting.

Post by **Eddie555** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:54 am

you've gotta have a laugh on a Monday else how the hell would we get through till Friday.

Post by **chunky79** » Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:23 am

Yeah, I've needed this.

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