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Post by FaisalJ » Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:44 pm

What the actual f**k

And he wants £7.25k for it!???




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Post by stevo55 » Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:54 pm

Very worthy addition to the 'Monstrosity of the week award' thread


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Post by jonytek » Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:57 pm

Hahahaha that is the biggest piece of shot I've ever seen. I wonder what his hot rods look like!
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Post by Eddie555 » Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:17 pm

Even Stevie Wonder would be able to tell that is a phucking ugly mofo piece of turd. Hands down it wins the Monstrosity of all time award.
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Post by daytonamart » Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:23 pm

Looking at the pics has made me feel anxious and unwell.
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Post by chunky79 » Thu Jul 13, 2017 6:40 am

You gonna buy it then, Book?
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Post by MrHilario » Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:29 am

That is absolutely hideous. Why the hell would anyone actually pay money for that?
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Post by Shoppinit » Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:12 am

:shock:

It looks like something I spotted floating in my septic tank once.
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Re: Dafuq

Post by Shoppinit » Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:23 am

baytard wrote:The 1 owner from new base Mercedes
baytard wrote:sadly the pile of paperwork from the previous owner was lost in the post
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Post by bam_bam » Thu Jul 13, 2017 1:26 pm

Gopping piece of shat.
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Re: Dafuq

Post by Broken Record » Thu Jul 13, 2017 4:38 pm

At first glance I thought this was the new B9 RS4 we have all been waiting for?

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Post by FaisalJ » Thu Jul 13, 2017 6:43 pm

Broken Record wrote:At first glance I thought this was the new B9 RS4 we have all been waiting for?
Nah - the arches on the B9 are way worse


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Re: Dafuq

Post by Nobby » Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:09 am

Bloody hell
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