But what do any of us on this forum actually know about the car's history and problems? Seems nobody else wants to say it - possibly because they aren't thinking it - so I am going to.
Some of the claims made about this car have been ridiculous. Sorry, Zebede, but you haven't come across in any of this as being credible. And, if I ever doubted myself for doubting you, the last nail in the coffin was when you wrote this:
I mean, FFS, nobody forgets to mention total brake failure....every time I drove it I had a nagging doubt that it might go wrong, the last time it did - total brake failure which was an additional problem that it haven't mentioned previously...

('big hole in grille and bumper pushed back 5mm') and Audi had no knowledge of this (car had never been in for bodywork through their system). When I had a look I found this:

. Seeing as I intend getting the whole car de-chromed they're getting me a blacked out one complete with Quattro badge so it's a win win-new grille and saves me money for when I get the chrome bits wrapped.