The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by kmpowell » Fri Sep 02, 2016 1:10 pm

- "Regardless of the criteria entered, 99% of the results displayed after a search on RS246 will consist of bam_bam and chunky79 trading fisting insults".
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by bam_bam » Fri Sep 02, 2016 1:18 pm

- "kmpowell's favourite porn genre is fisting".
No matter where you go, there you are.

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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by chunky79 » Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:41 pm

Kmpowell spends 90% of his RS246 time searching for bum_bums, chunky79s and Miikefishs posts.
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by kmpowell » Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:45 pm

chunky79 wrote:Kmpowell spends 90% of his RS246 time searching for bum_bums, chunky79s and Miikefishs posts.
*bum_bum's
*chunky79's
*Mikefish's
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by chunky79 » Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:48 pm

kmpowell wrote:
chunky79 wrote:Kmpowell spends 90% of his RS246 time searching for bum_bums, chunky79s and Miikefishs posts.
*bum_bum's
*chunky79's
*Mikefish's
Nope. Disagree. Not having it. Wrong.
You're probably right though.
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by MikeFish » Fri Sep 02, 2016 3:42 pm

With 30,000 posts between us it's a full time job. Especially if fisting oneself at the same time.

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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by chunky79 » Fri Sep 02, 2016 4:10 pm

MikeFish wrote:With 30,000 posts between us it's a full time job. Especially if fisting oneself at the same time.
30,000 posts :shock:

I'd like to be the first to apologise for the amount of posts bum_bum has made.
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by bam_bam » Fri Sep 02, 2016 4:30 pm

chunky79 wrote:
kmpowell wrote:
chunky79 wrote:Kmpowell spends 90% of his RS246 time searching for bum_bums, chunky79s and Miikefishs posts.
*bum_bum's
*chunky79's
*Mikefish's
Nope. Disagree. Not having it. Wrong.
You're probably right though.
He's right, take your medicine you filthy little grammar pig. You'll be top-shelfing, in keeping with the fisting theme.
No matter where you go, there you are.

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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by bam_bam » Fri Sep 02, 2016 4:52 pm

- "Owning a CAT C/D car is the automotive equivalent of catching herpes simplex 1 or 2".
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by kwalker705 » Sat Sep 03, 2016 4:55 am

"Buying the cheap C5 RS6 is going to be expensive ! "

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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by bam_bam » Sat Sep 03, 2016 7:36 am

*you're
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by FaisalJ » Sat Sep 03, 2016 8:42 am

RS246; Fisting, mild racism, your Mum jokes....pretty much anything goes, but get your f***ing grammar right!
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by Shinobi675 » Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:18 pm

FaisalJ wrote:RS246; Fisting, mild racism, your mum jokes....pretty much anything goes, but get your f***ing grammar right!
Fixed!
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by Surrey Sam » Sat Sep 03, 2016 7:04 pm

- Newbies should never argue with the resident bogan convict; you'll only be brought down to his level and then beaten by experience.
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by MikeFish » Sat Sep 03, 2016 7:42 pm

Surrey Sam wrote:- Newbies should never argue with the resident bogan convict; you'll only be brought down to his level and then beaten by experience.
LOL, so true.

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