The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by bam_bam » Wed Aug 31, 2016 12:59 pm

Had some Mexican, try a Mexican't.
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by chunky79 » Wed Aug 31, 2016 12:59 pm

bam_bam wrote: - "Shoppinit is owed more beer than any other member on this forum".
* has?
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by bam_bam » Wed Aug 31, 2016 1:09 pm

Nope. Swing and a miss.
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by chunky79 » Wed Aug 31, 2016 1:16 pm

bam_bam wrote:Nope. Swing and a miss.
and fall over
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by kmpowell » Wed Aug 31, 2016 1:22 pm

- "If you list your entire car history line by line in a forum signature, you are open to ridicule for being a show-off".
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by Eddie555 » Wed Aug 31, 2016 2:07 pm

Know 1 shud B penisalisd if there thirst language is not English and they speel fings Wong. nOr sHOulD tHeY be cussed FoR hAvinG faT finGErs.
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by bam_bam » Wed Aug 31, 2016 2:08 pm

- "Any private plate posted for sale on the forum will actually be worth no more than £250, all day long".
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by bam_bam » Wed Aug 31, 2016 2:09 pm

Eddie555 wrote:Or sHOulD tHeY be cussed FoR hAvinG faT finGErs.
Nothing wrong with fat fingers - said every lesbian ever.
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by Eddie555 » Wed Aug 31, 2016 2:13 pm

bam_bam wrote:
Eddie555 wrote:Or sHOulD tHeY be cussed FoR hAvinG faT finGErs.
Nothing wrong with fat fingers - said every lesbian ever.

Fat fingers = fat wrist = real big hole. :shock:
Current ride’s
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Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

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SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by chunky79 » Wed Aug 31, 2016 2:27 pm

any for sale advert that states "fully loaded" , well, you're full of sh1t''
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by TobyRS4 » Wed Aug 31, 2016 3:25 pm

OP's car is always the fastest colour...
Sprint Blue B7 RS4 - Black/Titanium optics, Anthracite OEM 19's, De-resonated OEM Exhaust, TTRS FBSW, MRC Stage 2 De-flapped manifold, Full Carbon Clean, MRC Stage 2 Re-map, 431.5 BHP...... must...not...spend....more...
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by HYFR » Wed Aug 31, 2016 7:50 pm

next month I will have owned the Jaaaaaaaaaaag for ONE YEAR !!!!!


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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by kmpowell » Wed Aug 31, 2016 8:58 pm

- People who write 'your' when they mean 'you're' will generally be found in the B7 section

- Surrey Sam is every dealer's worst 'anally retentive customer' nightmare
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by kmpowell » Wed Aug 31, 2016 9:03 pm

- Unless your RS is shod with Michelin PSS tyres, you will be unable to go round corners at speed and/or you will crash & die.
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by HPsauce » Wed Aug 31, 2016 9:08 pm

A mate of mine in the motor trade has a favourite saying:
"Cash says so much more about a man than a credit card ever can" (or more specifically American Express....)
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