The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

[bam_bam]

ITT we are dumping idioms and rules of modern life that we live by or 'just make sense' here on RS246. For example, "the OP is a <beep>" is one of the rules I live by. Jaaaags are little bit "piss and slippers" is another 'unwritten' rule of RS246.
So, with this in mind please feel free to post your own rules of modern life, I'll start with these little gems:

- "A little piece of Chunky's wife dies inside every time she has to admit "Yes, he is my husband".

- "It is impossible to know how many cars DK has owned".

- "Under no circumstances should two men ever sit in a convertible with anything less than 8 cylinders".

- "Kanye West is not a service station on the M4".

- "Beauty is in the wallet of the owner."

- "Let sleeping dogs lie. Just get dressed quickly and close the front door quietly".

[MikeFish]

Ha, good start Bam.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

[kmpowell]

- "MikeFish may have some init/chavvy modification tendencies, but he's an alright guy so these shouldn't be held/used against him in anything more than jest."

[chunky79]

This, just this -

[MikeFish]

- "MikeFish may have some init/chavvy modification tendencies, but he's an alright guy so these shouldn't be held/used against him in anything more than jest."

For real bruv

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- "The indicator bulbs on a BMW X5 will never fail from usage".

- "It is a legal requirement to be over 60years when buying a Nissan Micra".

[kmpowell]

- "Left handed people should generally be treated with suspicion".

- "Left handed ginger people should generally be treated with contempt".

[kmpowell]

- "It will never be understood how/why RIV uses the quote function, in the way he does".

[chunky79]

- "It will never be understood how/why RIV uses the quote function, in the way he does".

It is unique isn't it.

[FaisalJ]

Ceramic brakes are better than steel, except for when steel is better than ceramic

RSPJ's posts will be read by many, but understood by few

MRC may well be able to tune your Audi better than anyone, but they shall never be able to work a telephone

Golfather will never sell those Vossens. Or bricks. Who knows.

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- "90% of Golfather's thread content is pictures of slammed cars".

[chunky79]

Golfathers account is unable to post a decent photo

How the hell did that take me 5 minutes to post???

[bam_bam]

Because you're on holidays and drinking at the pool bar is more important than posting on this fucktard site. Go away and eat some Mexican or some sh1t.

[bam_bam]

- "Shoppinit is owed more beer than any other member on this forum".

[chunky79]

Go away and eat some Mexican....

I have, they taste the same as all the other women.

What next?