B9 RS4 ?

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Re: B9 RS4 ?

Post by Ian_C » Sun Jul 03, 2016 5:55 pm

TDi Auto. Tragic! And the plate makes you look like even more of a dick
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Re: B9 RS4 ?

Post by bam_bam » Sun Jul 03, 2016 6:27 pm

I know. He parks a couple of spaces up from me. Can't wait to meet him.
Any thoughts on what my opening line should be?
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Re: B9 RS4 ?

Post by mongo » Sun Jul 03, 2016 7:28 pm

bam_bam wrote:I know. He parks a couple of spaces up from me. Can't wait to meet him.
Any thoughts on what my opening line should be?
Are you 55 and have BO yea?
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Re: B9 RS4 ?

Post by bam_bam » Sun Jul 03, 2016 7:31 pm

mongo wrote:
bam_bam wrote:I know. He parks a couple of spaces up from me. Can't wait to meet him.
Any thoughts on what my opening line should be?
Are you 55 and have BO yea?
I don't like the risk of getting that one correct and then having that awkward silence.
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Re: B9 RS4 ?

Post by doodlebug » Sun Jul 03, 2016 7:33 pm

How about, what the <beep> have you done to your car you cretin?
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Re: B9 RS4 ?

Post by mongo » Sun Jul 03, 2016 7:34 pm

bam_bam wrote:
mongo wrote:
bam_bam wrote:I know. He parks a couple of spaces up from me. Can't wait to meet him.
Any thoughts on what my opening line should be?
Are you 55 and have BO yea?
I don't like the risk of getting that one correct and then having that awkward silence.
you can always flatter afterwards, with commenting on how nice the rs4 badge is.
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Re: B9 RS4 ?

Post by bam_bam » Sun Jul 03, 2016 7:41 pm

...or say "well I don't think you smell that bad but your car is retarded".
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Re: B9 RS4 ?

Post by Graeme4130 » Sun Jul 03, 2016 8:49 pm

I'd open with "how's the RS4?"
That's normally followed by an awkward silence when they either bury themselves completely, or go to explain that it's not really an RS4, at which point you can just say "Why"
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Re: B9 RS4 ?

Post by bam_bam » Sun Jul 03, 2016 8:58 pm

I ain't that subtle. It'll probably be alone the lines of "is this the new diesel RS4? It looks sh1t."
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Re: B9 RS4 ?

Post by kmpowell » Mon Jul 04, 2016 1:18 pm

bam_bam wrote:Any thoughts on what my opening line should be?
You need to be subtle, so how about... "Oi, are you the silly fuck-nugget who's stuck RS4 badges on that <beep>-tip of a car?"
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Re: B9 RS4 ?

Post by bam_bam » Mon Jul 04, 2016 8:58 pm

THIS.
kmpowell wrote:You need to be subtle, so how about... "Oi, are you the silly fuck-nugget who's stuck RS4 badges on that <beep>-tip of a car?"
...and we have a winner!
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Re: B9 RS4 ?

Post by chunky79 » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:23 pm

When you see him, announce that you're going to stop slipping his wife one, you don't want to be associated with anyone who owns a car like that.
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Re: B9 RS4 ?

Post by bam_bam » Wed Jul 06, 2016 12:21 pm

I think we should send kmpowell to kick the tyres on this lovely thing...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-A6-AVANT ... 2049573531
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Re: B9 RS4 ?

Post by RIV » Wed Jul 06, 2016 12:30 pm

I think we should send kmpowell to kick the tyres on this lovely thi
That's like having a fit bird with no gash!!
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Re: B9 RS4 ?

Post by smudge » Wed Jul 06, 2016 12:37 pm

bam_bam wrote:I think we should send kmpowell to kick the tyres on this lovely thing...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-A6-AVANT ... 2049573531
What an utter fucktard......!!!!!!

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