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wasps

Post by RossDagley » Wed Sep 09, 2015 5:02 pm

The devils coadjutant.

Hate them.

That is all.
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Re: wasps

Post by S4WON » Wed Sep 09, 2015 5:54 pm

Wasps are like the mouthy fella who gives you <beep> when his mates are around and can get away with it but you cant quite justify stomping on for no reason when you see him alone.
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Re: wasps

Post by Shinobi675 » Wed Sep 09, 2015 5:55 pm

Horse flies; they're evil little ninja b'stards too!
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Re: wasps

Post by Cuppa » Wed Sep 09, 2015 6:35 pm

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Re: wasps

Post by RossDagley » Wed Sep 09, 2015 7:10 pm

S4WON wrote:Wasps are like the mouthy fella who gives you <beep> when his mates are around and can get away with it but you cant quite justify stomping on for no reason when you see him alone.
Oh I do. I heard once when one is in trouble they somehow signal to others so they get backup - I always hoped others would come so I could stomp them too. Never works out that way though. :(
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Re: wasps

Post by Ian_C » Wed Sep 09, 2015 8:28 pm

Got stung by on the other day cycling to work. Was doing decent pace at the time through the park early in the morning, didn't feel it land on me until it jabbed me, then I couldn't get the fecking thing out me! Managed to brush it off without falling off, took three days to go down, was worse on the second day strangely than the first, my arm looked pregnant
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Re: wasps

Post by RIV » Wed Sep 09, 2015 11:15 pm

I just love smashing the fcuk out of wasps on the window with my havaiana flip flops
So satisfying :smile_smoking:
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Re: wasps

Post by RossDagley » Wed Sep 09, 2015 11:21 pm

RIV wrote:I just love smashing the fcuk out of wasps on the window with my havaiana flip flops
So satisfying :smile_smoking:
You and I can be friends forever. :thumb:
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Re: wasps

Post by RIV » Wed Sep 09, 2015 11:30 pm

RIV wrote:
I just love smashing the fcuk out of wasps on the window with my havaiana flip flops
So satisfying :smile_smoking:

You and I can be friends forever. :thumb:
lol!! you can get some proper speed up with a flip flop
I've done a few this year+ 2 big hornets, bleach spray for them then flip flop
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Re: wasps

Post by Cuppa » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:13 am

RIV wrote:I just love smashing the fcuk out of wasps on the window with my havaiana flip flops
So satisfying :smile_smoking:
My method of choice is a coaster when on the window. Need to aim well, but splat, then the satisfying crunch as you apply pressure and twist the coaster around - mashing them into oblivion :beerchug:
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Re: wasps

Post by FaisalJ » Sun Sep 13, 2015 8:28 am

Watched a Greek lady squash a couple of wasps between her finger and thumb whilst having a casual chat with my missus! She'd give Mr Miagi and his chopsticks a run for his money!
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Re: wasps

Post by bam_bam » Sun Sep 13, 2015 10:29 am

FaisalJ wrote:Watched a Greek lady squash a couple of wasps between her finger and thumb whilst having a casual chat with my missus! She'd give Mr Miagi and his chopsticks a run for his money!
Mr Miagi was never able to catch a fly with chopsticks. He was sh1t.
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Re: wasps

Post by neilparf » Sun Sep 13, 2015 10:57 am

The best £10.99 I ever spent and much better than a flip flop - you can see the biatch fry...

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Re: wasps

Post by neilparf » Sun Sep 13, 2015 10:58 am

bam_bam wrote:Mr Miagi... He was sh1t.
Never diss the Miagi. He could trim a bush like no other...
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Re: wasps

Post by bam_bam » Sun Sep 13, 2015 11:53 am

When it came to catching flies = sh1t.
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