Lady RS4 owners...

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Re: Lady RS4 owners...

Post by neilparf » Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:08 am

A bulldog chewing a bowl of custard...

Are we technically off or still on topic? I'm not sure...
Gone but never forgotten:
2007 RS4 B7 Saloon, Metallic Silver with SS+.
LED's all round and Dectane LED tailights. KDS detail and paint. Lepsons black chrome, heavy on the silver wheels. JCWeldFab full system - valved and no pre-cats. MRC stage 2, de-flap and full carbon clean - 438PS and 489NM. HEL brake lines. H&R Spacers. Gtechniq C1 and EXO V2 coatings. 2010+ RNS-E. On the MRC dyno: http://youtu.be/y_k0VJ2--y8

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Re: Lady RS4 owners...

Post by bam_bam » Tue Aug 25, 2015 7:33 am

Bet it's still all toight as a drum, she looks like the type that would be furiously doing kegals to remain relevant. Don't matter, it's always tight with me, I'd make it look like a damp terrier deep-throating a panini.
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Re: Lady RS4 owners...

Post by neilparf » Tue Aug 25, 2015 11:31 am

bam_bam wrote:...panini.
Toasted or not toasted?

Yep. We are off-topic.

I can't wait for this coming Friday's picture post. It's a much better starting point than 1/4 mile times...
Gone but never forgotten:
2007 RS4 B7 Saloon, Metallic Silver with SS+.
LED's all round and Dectane LED tailights. KDS detail and paint. Lepsons black chrome, heavy on the silver wheels. JCWeldFab full system - valved and no pre-cats. MRC stage 2, de-flap and full carbon clean - 438PS and 489NM. HEL brake lines. H&R Spacers. Gtechniq C1 and EXO V2 coatings. 2010+ RNS-E. On the MRC dyno: http://youtu.be/y_k0VJ2--y8

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Re: Lady RS4 owners...

Post by bam_bam » Tue Aug 25, 2015 11:34 am

neilparf wrote:
bam_bam wrote:...panini.
Toasted or not toasted?

Yep. We are off-topic.

I can't wait for this coming Friday's picture post. It's a much better starting point than 1/4 mile times...
Untoasted. I sun-bathe in my shorts.
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Re: Lady RS4 owners...

Post by neilparf » Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:46 pm

bam_bam wrote:...I sun-bathe in my shorts.
I feel ill.
Gone but never forgotten:
2007 RS4 B7 Saloon, Metallic Silver with SS+.
LED's all round and Dectane LED tailights. KDS detail and paint. Lepsons black chrome, heavy on the silver wheels. JCWeldFab full system - valved and no pre-cats. MRC stage 2, de-flap and full carbon clean - 438PS and 489NM. HEL brake lines. H&R Spacers. Gtechniq C1 and EXO V2 coatings. 2010+ RNS-E. On the MRC dyno: http://youtu.be/y_k0VJ2--y8

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Re: Lady RS4 owners...

Post by Lady Penelope » Fri Aug 28, 2015 12:42 am

Boys.... I feel lonely.

I think you MRC groupies may need to be left to your 'banter' and whatever it is that gets you off on this forum.

Le Mans and Speed Chills here I come, any takers?

No. Thought not.... 49 posts, 3 of them mine and no one interested.

Oh well, there's a new RRS 5.0 S/C out I'm test driving next week.

Topless in the winter a little chilly, I'll put the hood up until 2016 and see how you all are then.

Toodle pip my lovely MRC rolling roadies...

Lady P

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RS4 B7 2007 Cabriolet Misano Red
Revolution carbon air intake, KW adjustable springs, Da Vinci 20" summer rims, OEM 19" winter chrome and black rims, Audi Ceramic front brakes, Milltek cat back non resonated valved exhaust, US spec black front grill, MRC stage 2, Piano black interior + cream leather buckets. EM Tuning dragon eyes and xenon upgrade, TTRS FBMF steering wheel, TV, Reversing camera, Nav, Red leather fitted luggage.

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Re: Lady RS4 owners...

Post by S4WON » Fri Aug 28, 2015 7:28 am

So not written by a "new random female forum member"

Im shocked.... Not

So whos shill account are you i wonder?

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Re: Lady RS4 owners...

Post by bam_bam » Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:28 pm

Hmmm, only just seen this.

Lady P - how could you be lonely? You look like you've gobbled more foreskin than a synagogue's cat.

When is Le Mans anyways, isn't that another year out?
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Re: Lady RS4 owners...

Post by Surrey Sam » Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:00 pm

Lady Penelope wrote:Oh well, there's a new RRS 5.0 S/C out I'm test driving next week.
Be sure to spec the Climate Seats option; the menopausal women really love them.
Sepang Blue B8 RS4, MY14, All option packs, B&O, Adv Key, Adapt Cruise, Pan Roof, Akrapovic Titanium Exhaust, + more.
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Re: Lady RS4 owners...

Post by neilparf » Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:41 pm

bam_bam wrote:...gobbled more foreskin than a synagogue's cat.
That I'm banking. Genius.
Gone but never forgotten:
2007 RS4 B7 Saloon, Metallic Silver with SS+.
LED's all round and Dectane LED tailights. KDS detail and paint. Lepsons black chrome, heavy on the silver wheels. JCWeldFab full system - valved and no pre-cats. MRC stage 2, de-flap and full carbon clean - 438PS and 489NM. HEL brake lines. H&R Spacers. Gtechniq C1 and EXO V2 coatings. 2010+ RNS-E. On the MRC dyno: http://youtu.be/y_k0VJ2--y8

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Re: Lady RS4 owners...

Post by MikeFish » Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:42 pm

neilparf wrote:
bam_bam wrote:...gobbled more foreskin than a synagogue's cat.
That I'm banking. Genius.
I've been using that one all day... I don't know where he get's them from!

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Re: Lady RS4 owners...

Post by S4WON » Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:43 pm

He does have a way with words that Bam!

+1 also banked

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Re: Lady RS4 owners...

Post by Lady Penelope » Sun Sep 06, 2015 10:51 pm

Now boys, how do I go about dissing you without knowing what you look like?

I am sure this forum is just a closet for this MRC company and unless you pay homage to them you just get dissed...

Any takers?
RS4 B7 2007 Cabriolet Misano Red
Revolution carbon air intake, KW adjustable springs, Da Vinci 20" summer rims, OEM 19" winter chrome and black rims, Audi Ceramic front brakes, Milltek cat back non resonated valved exhaust, US spec black front grill, MRC stage 2, Piano black interior + cream leather buckets. EM Tuning dragon eyes and xenon upgrade, TTRS FBMF steering wheel, TV, Reversing camera, Nav, Red leather fitted luggage.

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Re: Lady RS4 owners...

Post by Eddie555 » Mon Sep 07, 2015 8:36 am

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Re: Lady RS4 owners...

Post by Lady Penelope » Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:40 am

I can work with that...
RS4 B7 2007 Cabriolet Misano Red
Revolution carbon air intake, KW adjustable springs, Da Vinci 20" summer rims, OEM 19" winter chrome and black rims, Audi Ceramic front brakes, Milltek cat back non resonated valved exhaust, US spec black front grill, MRC stage 2, Piano black interior + cream leather buckets. EM Tuning dragon eyes and xenon upgrade, TTRS FBMF steering wheel, TV, Reversing camera, Nav, Red leather fitted luggage.

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