HazzyDays in Herts...

[S4WON]

Gentlemen,

The good Lady O only joined us a couple of months ago and has 16 posts to her name. Assuming she is a genuine new lady member, can I ask for a bit of calm and request we go "easy on her" please.

Not everyone has world class tuning knowledge nor the bullishness or bravdo of bam to hang around or come back after a roasting from our senior members

As the say in scouse land, "calm down, calm down"

Besides she might be fit, single and may even come along to one of our RR days!?

[neilparf]

In light of your observations SWON, and the possibility Lady Penelope may be 'fit', I redact every single post previous to this post contained herein this thread.

In future, all generic maps will be known as 'a map for the lady' or 'a lady map'.

I vote for an amendment to the forum rules.

[neilparf]

Welcome Lady Penelope - and FON. You may be a lady, but no one escapes forum welcomes.

They are a good bunch really. They just aren't socialised correctly around the opposite sex

Spotted some pics of your vert - it looks good.

Welcome.

I'm calling out clarity on forum rule #17...

[S4WON]

"Lady map", lol

[bam_bam]

Lady P was FON'd and she's rule 1'd.

Lady map rule under consideration, all in favour, say I.

[S4WON]

I!

[neilparf]

I!

[Lady Penelope]

Ha! Thank you to those who bowl on my behalf as a lady member, which I can assure you that I am. As to whether I am fit I will leave that for yourselves to judge someday.

I need no protecting, I can do that myself. As a veteran of the RangeRoverSport.co.uk (a more gentlemanly bunch in the main it has to be said) I have my spurs on 'macho' car forums...

My RS4 is a lovely red cabriolet. It's a super low mileage car, looks good, has lots of extras and after the lovely lads at HazzyDays have worked on it she goes even better than before. Who cares how many horses under the bonnet, it's faster, that'll do me.

Now, let me see if I can find a few suitable gifs which may match some of you naughty boys!

Lady P
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[Lady Penelope]

I have posted a picture in my gallery to keep you MRC mafia types chirpy.....

No rolling road in it so you'll all just have to find something else to get excited over....



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[Ian_C]

Now, let me see if I can find a few suitable gifs which may match some of you naughty boys!

Yey, you going to post in the Friday thread?!

I best not view that at work today haha

[Surrey Sam]

Gallery picture link - gallery/image.php?album_id=332&image_id=1860

A fire extinguisher!

You can tell you've been schooled by the Range Rover types; that's far too sensible for around here. At least the 'heels' will keep Bam Bam happy, but you're very much in need of a flat bottom.

I think a manual TTRS flat bottom wheel would look good in there and also keep the functionality that you already have.


***another vote for Lady Map as a rule entry for generic re-maps***

[RossDagley]

Gallery picture link - gallery/image.php?album_id=332&image_id=1860

Oh hello. This has perked me up.

[marc1]

I have posted a picture in my gallery to keep you MRC mafia types chirpy.....

No rolling road in it so you'll all just have to find something else to get excited over....



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Well played Lady P, keep them coming

[MikeFish]

Yep, that's how you win the macho crowd over. Spurs earned.

[Lady Penelope]

Flat bottomed wheels were designed for the American market and fat, lardy arsed blokes who are full of hot air and couldn't fit in the cockpit under a conventional wheel.

On the other hand, slim, long legged ladies with more racy desires fit more than comfortably under the proper wheel and need no more 'room'.

I'll leave the 'flat bottommed wheels' to you lardy arses that need them as you fumble in your no doubt snow washed jeans as you picture rolling roads whizzing along....

Off to Waitrose to slum it with the other mummies over dinner tonight when my kids are with my ex..

Have a good weekend all!

Lady P

Oh, and you know what they say about a Lady in the kitchen don't you?.....