Yep, my Audi is now clean...

[neilparf]

http://youtu.be/bwIlpNBKaOg

[Ozzyz]

Holy Jesus, someone put her back in the kitchen before she causes more damage!
What an absolute buffoon

[IanH755]

Oh hi honey, I spilled some of the shopping on the back seat so I had to clean the car while you were at work. Oh and could you look at the windows, they don't seem to working right, thanks!

[bam_bam]

Husband: Get on your knees, now!
Wife: OK.
*Husband walks behind wife and shoots a .44 slug into the top of her skull*

[geordie jay]

Haha seen that before...and you wonder why blokes dont let there other half drive there prize possesion.

[Rick_RS4]

maybe a kid puked or a raccoon got loose

[boff]

once upon a time in my younger years... I went to B&Q for red fence paint - I bought 2 10 litre (the big ones?) cans and proceeded to drive home, upon stumbling across an Impreza in a very keen mood I then completely forgot about said cans and began demonstrating my clear vehicular advantages; all of a sudden a paint smell became apparent within the car - upon which I remember said fence paint but it was too late....

The only way to get the paint out of the carpet was to jet wash the boot carpet.... maybe she'd just been to buy fence paint?

[geordie jay]

once upon a time in my younger years... I went to B&Q for red fence paint - I bought 2 10 litre (the big ones?) cans and proceeded to drive home, upon stumbling across an Impreza in a very keen mood I then completely forgot about said cans and began demonstrating my clear vehicular advantages; all of a sudden a paint smell became apparent within the car - upon which I remember said fence paint but it was too late....

The only way to get the paint out of the carpet was to jet wash the boot carpet.... maybe she'd just been to buy fence paint?

Then you were lucky fella...me mam did the same but she braked hard and emulsion went everywhere...the car was wrote off.

[neilparf]

once upon a time in my younger years... I went to B&Q for red fence paint - I bought 2 10 litre (the big ones?) cans and proceeded to drive home, upon stumbling across an Impreza in a very keen mood I then completely forgot about said cans and began demonstrating my clear vehicular advantages; all of a sudden a paint smell became apparent within the car - upon which I remember said fence paint but it was too late....

The only way to get the paint out of the carpet was to jet wash the boot carpet.... maybe she'd just been to buy fence paint?

[neilparf]

once upon a time in my younger years... I went to B&Q for red fence paint - I bought 2 10 litre (the big ones?) cans and proceeded to drive home, upon stumbling across an Impreza in a very keen mood I then completely forgot about said cans and began demonstrating my clear vehicular advantages; all of a sudden a paint smell became apparent within the car - upon which I remember said fence paint but it was too late....

The only way to get the paint out of the carpet was to jet wash the boot carpet.... maybe she'd just been to buy fence paint?

Then you were lucky fella...me mam did the same but she braked hard and emulsion went everywhere...the car was wrote off.

That's my worst nightmare... ish!

[geordie jay]

my worst nightmare is finding out our lass is really a bloke

[RIV]

y worst nightmare is finding out our lass is really a bloke when bending over to pick the soap up in the shower

Fixed

[bam_bam]

y worst nightmare is finding out our lass is really a bloke when bending over to pick the soap up in the shower

Fixed

Personal experience?

[MikeFish]

y worst nightmare is finding out our lass is really a bloke when bending over to pick the soap up in the shower

Fixed

Personal experience?

El Riv, the ass bandido?

[neilparf]

El Riv, the ass bandido?

Viewing this too close to bedtime is going to give me nightmares.

Anyone 'fixing' the above replacing 'nightmares' with 'wet dreams' are just retards. Capeesh?