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Boggle73
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Marmite Juke

Post by Boggle73 » Wed Mar 18, 2015 9:43 pm

The better half picked up her new Juke Nismo RS today.

I know it's very much a love and hate thing, but I have to say it dtives quite nicely.

Anyway, it's not mine so feel free to pull it to bits.
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Re: Marmite Juke

Post by doodlebug » Wed Mar 18, 2015 9:58 pm

Terrible.
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Re: Marmite Juke

Post by boombastik » Wed Mar 18, 2015 11:14 pm

Just Why?
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Re: Marmite Juke

Post by RIV » Wed Mar 18, 2015 11:39 pm

Fronts bad, backs a disaster!!
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Boggle73
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Re: Marmite Juke

Post by Boggle73 » Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:03 am

Hahaha, well she loves it.
I just don't get the RS label though. Apparently, there are 2 new Nismo models coming. A Quashqi and a Pulsar.
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Past - B7 RS4 Cabriolet - Silver - Resonated Valved Milltek
Past - TTRS - Suzuka Grey
Past - RS4 Cabriolet - Phantom Black

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Re: Marmite Juke

Post by bam_bam » Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:42 am

Kill it with fire.
No matter where you go, there you are.
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Re: Marmite Juke

Post by Boggle73 » Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:47 am

bam_bam wrote:Kill it with fire.
Bit harsh Bam - it's our anniversary on Saturday.
Past - B7 RS4 Cabriolet - Silver - Resonated Valved Milltek
Past - TTRS - Suzuka Grey
Past - RS4 Cabriolet - Phantom Black

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Re: Marmite Juke

Post by RIV » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:20 am

bam_bam wrote:
Kill it with fire.


Bit harsh Bam - it's our anniversary on Saturday.
:biggrin3:
Guess it's pay back time now for the wife :smile_smoking:
Day 1. Blow job
I'm sure others can update the list
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Re: Marmite Juke

Post by Trups » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:31 am

I wouldn't mind it, but only if it had 450HP.
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Re: Marmite Juke

Post by Boggle73 » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:52 am

RIV wrote:
bam_bam wrote:
Kill it with fire.


Bit harsh Bam - it's our anniversary on Saturday.
:biggrin3:
Guess it's pay back time now for the wife :smile_smoking:
Day 1. Blow job
I'm sure others can update the list
Day 2. Trip to Specsavers

:shock:
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Past - TTRS - Suzuka Grey
Past - RS4 Cabriolet - Phantom Black

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Re: Marmite Juke

Post by Boggle73 » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:55 am

Trups wrote:I wouldn't mind it, but only if it had 450HP.
That it certainly has not got. She went for Auto as well, it's not the quickest thing out there. I've got better reaction times after 7 pints of Stella.
Think it's 215/220 BHP, but it doesn't feel like it.

Have to say that the interior is quite nice though, buckets are very comfortable.
Past - B7 RS4 Cabriolet - Silver - Resonated Valved Milltek
Past - TTRS - Suzuka Grey
Past - RS4 Cabriolet - Phantom Black

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Re: Marmite Juke

Post by RIV » Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:15 pm

Day 2. Trip to Specsavers
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Re: Marmite Juke

Post by 535dboy » Sat Mar 21, 2015 8:45 am

Spec to SVM and get them to put that body on a GTR, might help!!
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