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Post by **AUDI|RS4** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 2:41 am

If Anyone Needs Help With Anything, Feel Free To Contact Me At Any Time. I Am Online A Lot. Questions Or Concerns, I'm One Click Away!

Just Look For: AUDI|RS4

Post by **FrankC** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:39 am

Post by **TarmacTerrorist** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:54 am

One dark day in the middle of the night,
two dead men got up too fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot!

Post by **JohnW** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:53 am

AUDI|RS4, maybe you can help.

1) I have a client who owes me 3 months worth of invoice payments.
2) we need a bit of building work doing and can't find anyone local.
3) the garden looks like hell and the mower's broke.
4) my bike needs taxing but I can't get to the post office to get it.
5) my car needs cleaning and I can't find the time to do it.
6) I want to take a week off work but am too busy 9despite not getting paid).

So, if you can help with any of the above I'd be most grateful

Seriously, your new here mate. We know absolutely nothing about you (except your on line a lot, and hit us with shed loads of posts yesterday !). Give us a proper introduction so we know who you are, where you are, what you do, what you drive, etc
Then you might get some serious responses

One final comment. Quality posts please, not quantity.

Post by **PhilT** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 12:00 pm

One final comment. Quality posts please, not quantity.

Hmmm, I'll agree to that one. RS246 has prided itself on the content of this site. We have very dedicated, busy enthusiasts who can't afford to trawl through endless repeats of posts or just general garbage.

Post by **simple1** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:38 pm

PhilT wrote:
One final comment- general garbage.

Hmm, postings from America do seem to fall into that file

Post by **sitas3** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:49 pm

simple1 wrote:
PhilT wrote:
One final comment- general garbage.
Hmm, postings from America do seem to fall into that file

especially on Audiworld... they have a style of posting on that forum that makes it very hard to extract the sometimes good info.

Post by **gavsteryoung** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:46 pm

JohnW

You made me laugh so hard with your post above that a)it hurt and b)im getting some very weird looks from work colleges.....

But laughter is good for the soul! Made me feel better! Anyway

Post by **JohnW** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:51 pm

gavsteryoung wrote:JohnW

You made me laugh so hard with your post above that a)it hurt and b)im getting some very weird looks from work colleges.....

But laughter is good for the soul! Made me feel better! Anyway

We aim to please

Post by **DaveP** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:05 pm

JohnW wrote: 1) I have a client who owes me 3 months worth of invoice payments.

I might be able to help you with that one mate

PS. Special offer this month only...body disposal included.

Post by **wazza** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:10 pm

DaveP wrote:
JohnW wrote: 1) I have a client who owes me 3 months worth of invoice payments.
I might be able to help you with that one mate

PS. Special offer this month only...body disposal included.

No doubt that Tomson will be online soon too

Post by **JohnW** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:23 pm

Where's the smiley with the guy holding the bfg ??

Lets just say cashflow is a bit tight right now

Thanks for the offers and concern guys. I have it on good authority it
will all be paid this week, but in the mean time I have downed tools
and am currently rounding up all my toys as I threw them all over
the place last week. I think the bosses got the message.

This also means I get a couple of days off but was too busy to take before

Project time scales - bollox to them

Hey, I might even wash the car !!

Funny how Chase has not come to my rescue yet. He offered. I asked. Sheesh, fine friend he's turned out to be

Post by **simple1** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:03 pm

John.... inbuilt time out in software normally has them diving for the cheque book

Quick dial in to fix something else and then just adjust the time/date stamp

Been there done it, and been to court to defend it

Guess who got paid

Post by **Scotty** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:27 pm

AUDI|RS4 wrote:If Anyone Needs Help With Anything, Feel Free To Contact Me At Any Time. I Am Online A Lot. Questions Or Concerns, I'm One Click Away!

Just Look For: AUDI|RS4

Hail the new Messiah.

Post by **simple1** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:40 pm

Oh jeez.....dont go there scotty, my sides are still splitting from the last visit

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