New B7 owner, prepare to flame for being lazy!

[Mr Footlong]

In the meantime, you can check the flap function with the vagisil.

Thanks but the only type of flaps I like to play with are not those and I prefer to use my tongue.

I did a scan on the car before swapping out the shot battery and she was pretty well all clear except for this, came back post-clearing:

Address 08: Auto HVAC Labels: 8E0-820-043.lbl
Part No: 8E0 820 043 BM
Component: A4 Klimaautomat 3233
Coding: 00000
Shop #: WSC 00370
VCID: 6DD1133D2749EF764F5-5122

1 Fault Found:
00735 - Potentiometer in Positioning Motor for Air recirculation Flap (G143)
09-00 - Adaptation Limit Surpassed

Will google it when I get home but just sayin'

Also, I have this which sounds pretty self-explanatory

Address 57: TV Tuner Labels: 4D0-919-146.clb
Part No SW: 4D0 919 146 D HW: 4D0 919 146 D
Component: TV Tuner H04 0580
Revision: 01H04001 Serial number: 00000000017109
Coding: 0000010
Shop #: WSC 00000 000 00000
VCID: 2A5BD8218627384EEA7-5122

1 Fault Found:
01042 - Control Module; Not Coded
000 - -

and I think I know this one too

Address 37: Navigation Labels: 8E0-035-192-RNSE.lbl
Part No SW: 8E0 035 192 Q HW: 8E0 035 192 Q
Component: RNS-E HIGH EU H74 0600
Revision: 04S Serial number: AUZBZ7G1130412
Coding: 0319114
Shop #: WSC 00045 210 90248
VCID: 326BC041AEF7708E527-515E

1 Fault Found:
02024 - Perform Adaptation
000 - -
Freeze Frame:
Fault Status: 01100000
Fault Priority: 7
Fault Frequency: 1
Reset counter: 144
Time Indication: 0
Date: 2014.01.29
Time: 14:02:47

[RIV]

Pics!!! Come on it doesnt matter if its standard and boring, we need to see what your working with
Or have you bought a dog????

[bam_bam]

Whaaaat. Daaaaa. Faaaaaark? Five pages and there aren't any photos.

RULE 1.

Right you big poof - 

1. Weather is plop
2. Car is standard and boring
3. Car has no tints
4. Car is standard and boring
5. No idea where my mobile is, haven't seen it in days and don't really care so no snapping with that
6. Car is standard and boring
7. Camera isn't charged and I don't really care about that either
8. I tried to take a couple of shots yesterday late afternoon with friends iSheep just for you and I might as well have been taking a picture of the inside of my anus, the pictures were that bad
9. Oh, did I say there was nothing special to see?

1. Then I expect that I'll see plop weather in the foreground, background and all over the car.
2. Same as point one but with plop weather all over a standard and boring car.
3. Is it impossible to take pictures of an untinited car?
4. Then I expect a picture of a standard and boring car.
5. Before mobile phones were able to take photos, there were these things called cameras, I hear these can also take photos. Give it a crack.
6. Then post a photo of a standard and boring car.
7. Is your camera charged now? How much charge does it need to take one photo... of a standard and boring car?
8. As long as there was a picture of the standard and boring car inside your anus, that would've been acceptable. Not posting a picture of the car you've explained this thread is in clear violation of the rules we use to survive on the Internet.
9. If a photo was posted then we might expect to see 'nothing special', as it is, all you've given us is a collection of words, that, my friend, is nothing special.

I'm going to call bullshit, the car doesn't exist.

P.s. Son, I am disappoint. You've been in the B7 two days and already you've become all secretive like those 'scene' lads. Your C5 build started out with a stock photo... you've changed.

[Mr Footlong]

I love you man. Will dig out the camera and take a pic unless my phone magically turns up. May be floating around in the 6 somewhere but I haven't seen her for days.

[chunky79]

Madam has a phone, use that one Stretch. I will accept a drawing, but it will need to have a tin of custard on the mirror to prove it's recent! Get on it ya big....... thing.

[bam_bam]

I love you man. Will dig out the camera and take a pic unless my phone magically turns up. May be floating around in the 6 somewhere but I haven't seen her for days.

I was literally giggling and hopping from foot-to-foot after your reply!

[neilparf]

Whaaaat. Daaaaa. Faaaaaark? Five pages and there aren't any photos.

RULE 1.

Neil, that is brilliant thanks. Due to the fact that I believe the lenses curve around more on the RS4 loon Dectanes compared to their C5 ones, especially the indicator section, your videos appear to show that the angle of half-decent viewing is a fair bit better. However, the Dectane smoke was quite dark on the C5 clusters so that may well be a factor too on these. Sod it, ordering anyway!

Geez cheers. They do curve more than the C5 - I think if you were looking beyond 50 degree to the rear towards the side of the car, one would sweet FA - but that would be the same for any bulb cluster. Wanting to be a little more OEM and yes, the smoke for me was just too dark...

Switch the reverse bulb for Trups DRL with canceller - bright...

Go burn some dirty Euro's...

[Mr Footlong]

I have a pair of Trups' DRL units here so will have a play once I decide which of the two different smoked types to go with.

ok, for the whingers out there:

And a couple of quick, cheeky ones of the S3 that will be sold as soon as the numberplate retention docs come back:

[Shoppinit]

Lol at number plate progression.

[bam_bam]

That B7 is standard and boring, hurry up and mod it like you hate it.

[neilparf]

Some collect stamps, others collect Audi's. Nice.

[Shoppinit]

Definitely de-chrome, too.

[neilparf]

This post has no relevance whatsoever, but feck it, I'm doing it anyway - it's my 100th post! BOOAKASHA!

[Surrey Sam]

Nice, but someone stole your capping stones?

[Mr Footlong]

Not my house, hence why it is bloody awful. I have been renting it with my best friend for over 15 years. He was given the house by his dad and to say that he isn't house proud is putting it mildly. Sale of woman's flat completes 14/02/14 and the moment the cash is in our hands combined with what I have been saving (and partly blowing on the RS4...), we will be out of there asap!!!!!!!