This morning I rang my GPS/tracker-wallah, who told me that I had dropped the car off at 10:27am, following which it was started a number of times but did not move, until at 13:07pm it was driven precisely 2.11 miles. He gave me the roads it had travelled on. Did I want to know the speeds sir? At exactly 5:18pm, I had picked the car up and bought it back home.
This new-fangled technology...it'll never catch on, you know.
Now pay attention Double Eaugh Seven...
