Audi Driver International Luuuuundun convoy.

[Graeme4130]

I can confirm through multiple poor experiences, that the A420 is a real pig of a road as soon as you get a hint of traffic.
Not only that, there's a handful of speed cameras in each direction, and at Swindon end is the wilts police HQ, so there regularly traffic police there too
The highway equivalent of a testical wart

[chunky79]

Is there any news on which session we are in time wise?We have 2 track passes here, hoping to get a pax at some point.

[Golfather]

Wot time u boys passing by Slough?
I better lock my windows n doors.

[Ian_C]

Now aiming for 8:15am. Give me a flash and a wave if you overtake me at zillion mph on the M4!!

[bam_bam]

Now at Chievely services looking to drop some ballast, these new seats are killing me. They're so snug I can't let out even the smallest fart! I literally have to lift my whole body out of the seat and ease one out. The first time I tried to tear out a huge fart there was nowhere for it to go so my left eyeball nearly popped out.

[chunky79]

Ha ha ha ha ha.
I'm just having my 2nd drop off of the day, 3am was the first
Have a good safe journey gents, and bam.

[bam_bam]

I've been in this services for 10mins and I've taken two dumps, that can't be good. The first can only be described as a "loose meat sandwich", the second was like an "elephant taking a piss". What a fantastic time to get the two bob bits.
If I pass you doing 200, you'll know why.

/EDIT rule 1 is denied.

[chunky79]

Hey, rule 1 would NEVER be requested for that.
Think mine is alchopoop, strange as i only had 3 white wine spritsers.