Same, went shopping Thursday night and parked the furthest away from the supermarket with I would guess around 60 spaces free .....come out and you can guess.....a car parked tight next to mine with tons of spaces all around. Seems that some people can only park in a space if its next to another car. Total goons.Shoppinit wrote:I do this, too, but every single fecking time I come back, there is a car parked next to me...Mr Footlong wrote: This is why I will park a mile away from every other bastard in a car park
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NoneShoppinit wrote:CCTV?chunky79 wrote:Sad thing is, I did park out the way and left loads of room for the last car to park. Car park was only small (15 room hotel) and looks like the dumb feck couldn't reverse back 5 meters, so tried to turn around inside my car insteadIf people can't reverse 5 meters then they should have their licence and knee caps removed!
One of those things, don't really want to know who did it now cause I would damage their car and see how they liked it, my mother said that isn't the way to solve matters
Whilst I have yourself quoted MrShopp, er, ADI?????
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Maybe...
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What a pain. Really feel for you.
I used to live in a residential area in Bristol which had big old houses, but were almost all turned into 4 or 5 separate flats now.
Narrow streets and every flat had at least one car = parking nightmare!
I regularly found parking damage from idiots who can’t parallel park properly. Scuffs on bumper, cracked no.plate etc etc. The first couple of bits of damage and I got really angry about as I have a bit of a detailing fetish, but soon resigned myself to it being a fact of life while I lived there and stopped caring about the old car as much.
Was dying to upgrade to a new car, but purposely kept the old one until I moved house.
2 months after moving to a house with a driveway and garage, I picked up my RS... and that was over 4 years ago now.
Really hope you get the damage fixed for little money and hassle.
Reminds me of the post from somebody on here about getting hit by a Gritter Lorry who didn't stop. Scumbags!
I used to live in a residential area in Bristol which had big old houses, but were almost all turned into 4 or 5 separate flats now.
Narrow streets and every flat had at least one car = parking nightmare!
I regularly found parking damage from idiots who can’t parallel park properly. Scuffs on bumper, cracked no.plate etc etc. The first couple of bits of damage and I got really angry about as I have a bit of a detailing fetish, but soon resigned myself to it being a fact of life while I lived there and stopped caring about the old car as much.
Was dying to upgrade to a new car, but purposely kept the old one until I moved house.
2 months after moving to a house with a driveway and garage, I picked up my RS... and that was over 4 years ago now.
Really hope you get the damage fixed for little money and hassle.
Reminds me of the post from somebody on here about getting hit by a Gritter Lorry who didn't stop. Scumbags!
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03 Missano Red Avant
Silver Leather, H&Rs, Dension iPod Connection kit
85k miles
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Hey, its not just at home your car is at risk. My car had £2.5k damage done to it when it was parked at work, inside a locked compound guarded by men with big sticks 
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The biggest pain in the ring is finding time to get the car to a bodyshop to have a look at it. Most don't work Sats and finish at 4.30, aint no good to a working man. 
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
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Pull a sickie Chunky
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Don't like pulling sickies, only had 4 days off my whole school time. Only had 5 days off sick in my 13 years at current company (not including the 5 months when I had my back op
). Managed to pop round the local merc specialist tonight, £350 cash so not bad actually, another £400 if I have the bonnet done as well.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Re: Ass wipes
Go steady I'm new here!
I've seen in Germany (where I work a lot) a guy had magnetic scuff protectors, essentially a magnet strip sewn into the hem of a protective cloth. I'm guessing they were of his own construction.
He put them on the roadside edge of his car (if parked on a roadside) and they just protect that edge of the bumper. Ok they wont protect against a proper bash but they might just stop those grazing scratches that cost a fortune to sort out!!
Ofcourse this was in rural Germany where theft isn't something that happens, I'm certain that if we used anything like that in England (or Wales) it would soon be borrowed by some Jeremy Kyle loving louts to be used as traffic light windscreen washer cloths.
I've seen in Germany (where I work a lot) a guy had magnetic scuff protectors, essentially a magnet strip sewn into the hem of a protective cloth. I'm guessing they were of his own construction.
He put them on the roadside edge of his car (if parked on a roadside) and they just protect that edge of the bumper. Ok they wont protect against a proper bash but they might just stop those grazing scratches that cost a fortune to sort out!!
Ofcourse this was in rural Germany where theft isn't something that happens, I'm certain that if we used anything like that in England (or Wales) it would soon be borrowed by some Jeremy Kyle loving louts to be used as traffic light windscreen washer cloths.
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House wrote:Go steady I'm new here!
I've seen in Germany (where I work a lot) a guy had magnetic scuff protectors, essentially a magnet strip sewn into the hem of a protective cloth. I'm guessing they were of his own construction.
He put them on the roadside edge of his car (if parked on a roadside) and they just protect that edge of the bumper. Ok they wont protect against a proper bash but they might just stop those grazing scratches that cost a fortune to sort out!!
Ofcourse this was in rural Germany where theft isn't something that happens, I'm certain that if we used anything like that in England (or Wales) it would soon be borrowed by some Jeremy Kyle loving louts to be used as traffic light windscreen washer cloths.
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Mugello Blue C5 RS6 Avant
Viper Tuning ECU/TCU
MTM Bimoto wheels 9,5 x 19 ET 30 LK 5x112 with 275/30/19 tyres
MTM exhaust system cat back 4-pipe with throttle valves in 2 pipes, control
Yellow Koni's
Porsche 959, gone but not forgotten.
Fight ALS disease https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGFDWTC8B8g
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Well, car is having bumper sorted as off Monday, wonder what crap can happen with these guys?
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Re: Ass wipes
Probably what you are least expecting. That's the way it generally goes...
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///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."
///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."