2 weeks into owning my rs6

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Re: 2 weeks into owning my rs6

Post by Mr Footlong » Sat May 11, 2013 4:52 pm

THAN YEOW!
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23' C8 RS6 Vorsprung - 23' RS E-Tron GT Carbon Vorsprung

Gone:

"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 745PS/1095Nm
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Re: 2 weeks into owning my rs6

Post by chunky79 » Sat May 11, 2013 6:54 pm

bigrod wrote:wtf ..... well i wish you lot of nobs had put on the car was crap when it was advertised on here originally.....now its a big joke eh . tell u wot fellas why dont we all meet up and then you can laugh in my face and see what happens ...what a bunch of train spotting nerds u lot are i,m stunned. the car is for sale like all the other 4 cars and 2 superbikes i own and my big mansion are up for sale to get away from this <beep> country and all the <beep> that live in it......and remember " WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND"
How did you not see the faults on the car? You should have done your research before buying. Do you feel a tool coming on here saying how good your manual is now?
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Re: 2 weeks into owning my rs6

Post by ant1 » Sat May 11, 2013 7:31 pm

Lol all I did was post a link up asking a question.

Oh well I won't lose any sleep, I have millions stuffed in my mattress :lol:

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Re: 2 weeks into owning my rs6

Post by Mr Footlong » Sat May 11, 2013 7:39 pm

No matter how many monies you have Ant, I will still be richer than yeow in my rented 3 bedroom mansion and Smallrod will have more than all of us due to massive mansion millions yo. Balla fo sho.
Current:

23' C8 RS6 Vorsprung - 23' RS E-Tron GT Carbon Vorsprung

Gone:

"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 745PS/1095Nm
12' Cayenne Turbo, B7 RS4, S3, Cupra R, XJR, EVO VII, STI8,5,2&WRX, 106 GTI&XSI, other crap.

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Re: 2 weeks into owning my rs6

Post by swannny » Sat May 11, 2013 9:13 pm

Well I'm poor, I don't have millions, or lots of cars, big garden, or even a full head if hair.

But on the bright side, I can still get an erection, so all is not lost!
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Re: 2 weeks into owning my rs6

Post by Mr Footlong » Sat May 11, 2013 9:16 pm

Dude, you beat me currently, these chemicals floating around me mean that at times I think it would take a tazer to mandongo to get any sign of life down there....... That and I have pornstar-smooth plums (that I swear have shrunk a bit as the icing on the cake!)

P.S. I assume that you got I was taking the piss, I live in a 3 bedroom owned house, surrounded by lots of thieving council house pikeys.
Current:

23' C8 RS6 Vorsprung - 23' RS E-Tron GT Carbon Vorsprung

Gone:

"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 745PS/1095Nm
12' Cayenne Turbo, B7 RS4, S3, Cupra R, XJR, EVO VII, STI8,5,2&WRX, 106 GTI&XSI, other crap.

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Re: 2 weeks into owning my rs6

Post by swannny » Sat May 11, 2013 9:17 pm

So prunes and not plums?!

Atleast it saves shaving the old chap to make it lol bigger!
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Re: 2 weeks into owning my rs6

Post by Mac-Logotech » Sat May 11, 2013 10:36 pm

Shoppinit wrote:
Sulli wrote:'considerably richer than yow'
Lol. That's worth a link:


Quality reply !
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Re: 2 weeks into owning my rs6

Post by bilko1 » Sun May 12, 2013 12:13 am

Can't view the video Shop, apparently the BBC have blocked it in my Country on copyright grounds. Wtf in in the UK.
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Re: 2 weeks into owning my rs6

Post by sulli » Sun May 12, 2013 12:22 am

bilko1 wrote:Can't view the video Shop, apparently the BBC have blocked it in my Country on copyright grounds. Wtf in in the UK.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Kum8OUTuk
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Re: 2 weeks into owning my rs6

Post by Mr V10 » Sun May 12, 2013 12:25 pm

Mr Footlong wrote:at times I think it would take a tazer to mandongo to get any sign of life down there....
Massive LOL! ^

As for the other post on here, words fail me. We need a 'shaking head in disbelief smiley'.
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Re: 2 weeks into owning my rs6

Post by Mr Footlong » Sun May 12, 2013 12:39 pm

I do feel that some of our replies on here were harsh but I also think that the reply we got was retarded (therefore inviting the flaming) and how are we supposed to be responsible for not knowing a car inside out that hasn't been on here heavily? Anything NOS'd to death, mildly set on fire, possibly stacked and clearly raced would be a great big red flag to me personally. BECAUSE RACE CAR.
Current:

23' C8 RS6 Vorsprung - 23' RS E-Tron GT Carbon Vorsprung

Gone:

"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 745PS/1095Nm
12' Cayenne Turbo, B7 RS4, S3, Cupra R, XJR, EVO VII, STI8,5,2&WRX, 106 GTI&XSI, other crap.

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Re: 2 weeks into owning my rs6

Post by Mr V10 » Sun May 12, 2013 12:57 pm

Mr Footlong wrote: BECAUSE RACE CAR.
:lol:

Again, everytime I see this I can't help but laugh.

Love it, love it, love it.

By the way, the one fitted with NOS is a different one I think... There were two identical ones Kim at MTM did.
2009 Audi RS 6 Saloon V10 - 420mm Ceramics, Keyless, Soft Close, Adaptive Cruise, Glass Sunroof, Blinds, Twin Pane & UV, Freeview & DAB, High Beam Assist, MTM bits, Audi Exclusive Bits, MRC, Milltek, GYEF1 ASY2's, Bluetooth streaming music to AMI mod - 753PS, 1021 NM
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