What does your name say about you?

[wazza]

MEN'S NAMES

Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.

Adam - a gay looking kinda bloke who likes to go to the gym< o:p>

Adrian - small todger, probably gay. Could be an actor in a soap

Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.

Alex - cute but a liar and a cheater.

Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.

Andrew -usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.

Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.

Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.< o:p>

Arnold - loser.

Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.

Ashley - ****** who's losing his hair.

Barry - lights fires, pinches girl's bottoms and is well hung.

Ben - kind hearted, will do anything for the one he loves.

Bert - looks like he has been pulled a hedge backwards and chews with his mouth open.

Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.

Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.

Brandon - good looking but uses girls.

Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.

Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.

Brian - a wanna be charmer, he's not the Messiah he's just a very, very naughty boy.

Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.

Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.

Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.

Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.

Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.

Cameron - Australian, like Bruce.

Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.

Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.

Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies.

Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.

Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.

Christopher - soppy and too clingy to make a relationship last. spends most of his life drunk and kisses like a washing machine.

Christian - very sexy and seductive, full of hiss elf.

Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.

Clive - very sweet and adores girls, but prefers to watch.

Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.

Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.

Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.

Craig - the lights on but no ones at home.

Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.

Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.

Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.

Daniel - sweetest guy in the world,soft and gentle but good in bed! hes a keeper!!!!!!

Darren - charming, but sleeps with men.

Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates.

David - hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Can be gay!

Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent,s tylish, trendsetter i.e. a ******.

Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.

Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.

Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll collection.

Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.

Don - dickhead.

Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.

Drew - bad-arse loser who never shuts up.

Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.

Dylan - horny bastard, who can't sing.

Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.

Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an ********.

Elliott - full of himself.

Eric - shy.

Ewan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.

Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.

Fred - sucks pig's dicks & swallows the lot.

Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.

Gary - dreams about mud wrestling girls. drug addict but willing to share.

Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.

Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.

George - barman who drinks more than he serves, treats girls like **** also a ******.

Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth.

Graeme - very hard to understand, likes group sex.

Graham - will screw anything.

Grant - HORNY! But so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.

Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.

Harry - has back hair.

Harvey - cute, buta ddicted to sex and/or drugs.

Hathem - smooth, but manipulative, not to bet trusted around young girls.

Hayden - tries hard.

Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.

Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him... yeah right!

Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.

Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.

Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.

Jamie - scum of the earth.

James - built like a horse if you know what I mean. A real party animal.

Jason - big headed. never fails to grab the girls attention, full of bullshit.

Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.

Jeff - really ugly.

Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.

Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.

Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.

Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.

Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.

Joel - arse.

John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.< o:p>

Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.

Jon - countless two timer and bully.

Jonathon - loud, sex mad and great with it - can be full of himself.

Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.

Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.

Josh - full of himself, fun.

Junior - hottie and totally good at football.

Justin - aggravating but loveable, insecure but successful.

Judith - Eats a lot, likes to feel superior.

Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.

Kane - an absolute and compleat ********.

Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis.

Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.

Keef - very gay looking. Like any kind of meat, especially black long big cocks. Likes the simpsons.

Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.

Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.

Kyle - hornball who eats too many corn chips.

Lance - Plays with his penis cos no one else will.

Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.

Laurie - short and funny looking.< o:p>

Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.

Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.

Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.

Liam - loud mouthed ********.

Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.

Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.

Luke - seems to be sweet. bit of a tosser though.

Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.

Marc - an idiot, who can't spell. would do anything for sex.

Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy bastard.

Matt - likes drink and is full of ****.

Mathew - has less brains than a donkey does in one of it's hoofs. thinks constantly about porn.

Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl.

Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.

Mike - shag muffin.

Mohammed - small penis.

Morgan - the only thing that is big is his ego.

Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.

Nick - nice -can't get past the missionary position though.

Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.

Oliver - likes men but is in denial.

Oscar - loser.

Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.

Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.

Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.

Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.

Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.

Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.

Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big.

Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.

Rikki - the ******* greatest in the world, everyone loves this guy... no faults at all.

Rob - constantly watches porn.

Ron - spends most of his time looking at the base of his spine, when his head is up his own arse.

Roy - total loser and computer genius.

Rupert - arrogant **** who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.

Russell - likes to play in the leaves, which makes him an ********.

Ryan - tall with sexy body and even sexier mind.

Sam - wannabe sex machine.

Scott - has serious disabilities. also takes it up the butt.< o:p>

Sean - has small testicles and no friends.

Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.

Shane - not very nice, lies to pick faults (changed now)

Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.

Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.

Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Says he is the man but talks bollocks.

Spencer - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster.

Steve - popular and funny & hung like a donkey.

Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.

Ted - hairy, sensitive and a great shag.

Teddy - great friend, crap boyfriend. clowns have been known to look more stylish.

Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.

Toby - best blow ever.

Tom - extremely arrogant.

Tommy - no-one can have brains and looks. he is FYNE! but there isnt much behind it.

Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around, prefers getting done up the arse

Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.

Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.

Troy - cute and popular.

Taylor - happy, laughing hyena.

Warren - cool, homosexual guy.

Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.

Will - wishes he were popular.

William - tall, dark and handsom. ie when it's dark, he is handsom and tall.

Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.

Zack - thinks he is superman. great in bed due to ego.

Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.



WOMEN'S NAMES

Ada - blue haired, smells of wee.

Aimee - Likes to strut her stuff, though theres not much 2 do so. Likes to play with cheese.

Aimz - Like italian breakfast bread rolls. hollow on the inside. would die to screw a lamar.

Aisha - laughs like a demented dog, likes tic-tacs.

Alexandra - Smart kick ass chic.

Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.

Amanda - IQ tends to be smaller than bra size. Probably a good shag though.

Amberley - queen of ice, no friends with a nasty mean streak. More than likely a lesbian but nicet eeth.

Amy - devious, likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted.

Aimz - limited intelligence.

Andrea - small breasts, drinks pints.

Angela - Vain, hairstyle more important than oxygen. Hangs around toilets.

Anna - has eyes bigger than her stomach. but her waistline shows it.

Annabelle - doesn't wear knickers.

Annette - she's BIG.

Anne - looks like a horse, can't drive.

Anouska - shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance.

Beatie - she would rather jump out of a plane with out a parashoot than having to pick up a spider.

Belinda - pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.

Beryl - repressed alcoholic.

Betty - makes simple tasks seem like brain surgery.

Beverley - trapped in ane ighties timewarp.

Bianca - ginger.

Bridgette - eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.

Britney - falsely improved, no use to society.

Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.

Carina - looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.

Carol - into everything you've only ever read about. Coin-operated.

Caroline - into threesomes. Likes doggy style. Always up for it.

Carly- the sexiest bitch in the world!!!!!!

Carli - pretty but more mouth and flirting than action in the bedroom.

Casey - painful lay, naïve but with a sense of humour, possibly once a man.

Catherine - attracted to the older man, needs ironing.

Claire - perfect in every way and a complete sex goddess.

Celine - emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.

Charlotte - enjoys tea and cake, can sing the national anthem.

Cheryl - can fit hand in mouth, eats glass. Has many ways with the boys - slapper

Christina - hasn't got much of a life due to being a boring person. likes cammels.

Christine - likes men in uniform, never warm.

Claudia - highly annoying. finds it hard to keep friends.

Daisy - virgin.

Danni - should make nice threesome with sibling.

Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.

Dawn - gets up early, smells of chips.

Deborah - bites the pillow, uses both hands.

DeeDee - cannot understand why no one else masturbates in Ikea.

Denise - sits on cat's eyes, wears too much make up.

Diane - enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to society.

Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.

Doris - purple haired, stinks of wee.

Elaine - rides sidesaddle, drinks meths.

Eleanor - centre of attention when she walks into a room,not always for the good. has the gift of gab.

Elizabeth - born top erform, hates chickens.

Ellie - far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.

Emily - wears odd socks but that doesn't mean shes not cute!

Emma - gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!

Estelle - likes wombles, eats grass.

Esther - plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.

Faith - legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up.

Faye - wears wellies, can't swim.

Felicity - she'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts

Fiona - female mud wrestler, gives head.

Frances - gives oral for a one pence peice. but loves to sow.

Frankie - would make it as a farmer. people say she needs to shower more.

Gail - farts a lot, drinks Guinness.

Gayleen - big tall woman who talks <beep> all day.

Gaynor -l esbian.

Gem - like an arm chair. comfotable, loved, odd.

Gemma - practically perfect in everyway. Loved by everyone. Good listener and friend.

Geraldine - too posh for her own good, likes flying.

Gillian - dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.

Gina - eternal mother, eats nappies.

Glenda - eats children, hates smoking.

Georgina - wants to be a man.< o:p>

Grace - blubs a lot, wees in the bath.

Hannah - needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.

Harriet - has a brain somewhere, will prob end up living on pizza.

Hayley - lives on dads beers, is lazy bitch.

Heather - shags like a freight train, a screamer.

Helen - loves sleeping and alcohol and is work shy.

Heidi - the hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins.

Hilary - frigid bitch. Thinks money grows on trees.

Holly - prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.

Ina - drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.

Ingrid - right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.

Jackie - heroin addict, sold her child.

Janet - soft, warm and really cuddly. Good shag.

Jane - enjoys wanking men (or women).

Jasmine - smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.

Jemma - does anal, wears too much eye make-up.

Jennifer - huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.

Jerrica - a bitch thinks she's good< o:p>

Jessica - virgin, always will be.

Joanne - moans in her sleep, cant cook, moans when she wakes up!

Jodie - absolutely perfect in every way, every group of friends should have one!

Joy - would make a good exotic dancer. men love her.

Judith - big eyes, big tits.

Judy - huge tits, married to an arse.

Julia - innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes.

Justine- massive tits, likes hanging around men's toilets.

Julie - jabba the Hutt's sister,c onstantly pregnant.

Karen - too smart for her own good and is insensitive to others.

Katie - big feet, shags men over 50.

Kate - talks complete bollocks all the time, scavenger.

Katherine - is a follower. doomed to be successful but not compleatly happy.would fight for a tea cosy.

Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.

Kerry - perfect in every way and a complete sex goddess.

Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke and wears a wig.

Kirsty - eats live moles, can't dance.

Kylie - can't sing but who cares.

Lana - hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.

Lara - action packed, never seen naked.

Laura - likes Max power magazine, can't drive.

Lauren - pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.

Leah - likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.

Lena - eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.

Leslie - likes bondage, hates men.

Linda - perfect in every way - a complete sex goddess.

Lindsay - likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.

Lisa - will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn.

Livvy - pink, prim and perfect. people find this annoying.

Liz - good looking, definately one to shag.

Lorraine - constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies.

Louisa - sensible head on her shoulders. collects socks.< o:p>

Louise - real babe, bright too, I'd drink her bath water.

Lucy - strange dancer, wants to marry her dad. theif.

Madeline - drives like a bloke, likes tractors.

Maggie - trainspotter, likes plaid.

Margaret - lovely mother, very generous.

Maria - bangs like a barn door.

Marie - life's slapper. Likes men to do DIY.

Marina - no get up and go, rusty underwear.

Marilyn - eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.

Martina - ugly lesbian.

Martine - can't act, can't sing, nice tits.

Matilda - likes dancing, mainly the waltz.

Mary - gets hurt easily.

Meg - cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.

Megan - loves nature, cares more for trees than people. radical and gets things done.

Melanie - can hold two bar vacuum orally indefinitely.

Melissa - eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary.

Meryl - dances like an ape, doesn't realise.

Michaela - likes animals, should make a video with them.

Michelle - wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.

Marsha - big butt, small brain.

Monica - doesn't swallow, should have.

Naomi - wannabe diva, more of a diver.

Nancy - white hair,r emembers manners.

Natalie - eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.

Natasha - could use a face lift but is a sweet loyal friend

Nell - hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.

Nicola - slapper, alcoholic in denial.

Nicole - girls hate her, men use her and dump her.

Nikki - loved up, eats cucumbers.

Nina - stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.

Nisha - hs a deep interest in the YMCA. falls in love easily.< o:p>

Olga - you can park a bike in her arsecrack, excessive facial hair.

Olivia - neutron bomb.

Pamela - gives amazing head, made of plastic.

Pat - forest forager, likes wild boar.

Paula - transvestite merchant banker from Basildon.

Penelope - pit stop queen, likes men to be stiff.

Penny - burps like a man, lives in dungerees and gets told to shut up alot.

Phillippa - butt ugly lesbian.

Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.

Rachel - a complete lightweight....can't drink to save her life

Rebecca - hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.

Rhia - alcoholic, goes after mingers.

Rosie - can be prickly, good head-giver.

Rula - she measures up well.

Sacha - believes carrots make you see in the dark, likes crotcheless knickers & malteasers.

Sadie - stand up if you're slim, please stand up.

Sally - drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.

Samantha - loves her brother, has four deformed children.

Sandra - shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.

Sarah - hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn.

Selina - doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.

Sharon - shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers.

Shirley - can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas.

Sian - does mean sheepi mpression, hates mint sauce.

Simone - used to be a shot putter from Cardiff.

Sonya - dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a carrier.

Sophie - brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset.

Stacey - likes crotchless jeans and arseless Speedo's.

Steffi - closet lesbian, maintainsh eterosexual relationship for effect.

Steph - is a pretty, loved by her family and prince charming, has it all i.e spoilt daddy's princess.

Stephanie - eats Muppets, wears Brogues.

Sue - totally gorgeous!

Tanya - hot minx, too short.

Tara - upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals.

Tiffany - annoying and clingy. but makes up for it by being damn fit.

Tash - lives about 10 seconds behind everyone in the world but makes up for it with her tits

Tina - face like a smacked arse, should eat less.

Tori - lives in a hedge, can't water ski.

Tracy - easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.

Tracey - lesbian.

Ursula - likes puppies, in curry.

Vic - Likes to go commando. dreams of futures with lots of leather and men in thongs.

Victoria - too smart for her own good and is insensitive to others.

Vicky- likes Yoga and Men.Perfect in everyway. known to be very loud.

Vikki - wears too much lipstick to taste food. runs after dumbarsed guys who don't like her.

Wendy - possibly a man.

Zara - face like an elephant's backside. cant see her toes from breast enhancements.

Zoe - talentless rock chick.

[DavidT]

David - hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Can be gay!

Not sure I'm happy with that, but I suppose mine is better than some!

[PhilT]

Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool

Give up trying to be cool, the rest is true though

[PhilT]

Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays

Paul, is this your way of coming out?!?!?!?

[wazza]

Damn, I posted the unamended version

[Kaine]

Kane - an absolute and compleat ********.

All I can say is good job my name includes the letter 'i'

Kaine

[fatcat]

''Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.''

[Kaine]

Actually, just read some of the others and mine is not that bad!!

[jeffw]

Jeff - really ugly

Fairly conclusive then.....

[johneroberts]

Do we know any body called Vic ?
LOL
jr

[/quote]Vic - Likes to go commando. dreams of futures with lots of leather and men in thongs.

[quote][/quote]

[Steve_Mc]

Steve - popular and funny & hung like a donkey.

Well that's just given the missus the best laugh she's had in ages...

[Brooner]

Steve - popular and funny & hung like a donkey

Yeh The wife will fall about when she reads this
but might be diffrent for me as i'm a Stephen

[Conti]

Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.

[simple1]

I think we need to call for a Steward......................

[Conti]

John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.

Many persons in here are called John........