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2.7 V6 30v biturbo - 251bhp
2.7 V6 30v biturbo - 261bhp
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Post by Nige_RS4 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:21 am

Another classic ebay advert ...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 89890&rd=1
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Post by jonno1 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:48 am

It would take a braver man than I to bid on that one!
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Post by Dippy » Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:45 pm

Unless I'm mistaken the B5 S4 was built by Audi, not Porsche???
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Post by excursion » Wed Jul 28, 2004 2:17 pm

Oh my word
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Post by philipwalker » Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:10 pm

"EATS SCOOBYS AND EVO'S FOR BREAKFAST I SHOULD KNOW IV HAD THEM ALL"

Outstanding................? Its well worth a read of the "sellers other items"...................! Is their not a joke about Scunthorpe
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Post by DavidR » Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:46 pm

I emailed this clown stating that Porsche do not build the S4. Telling him that in my experience EVOs especially do not get "eaten" by S4s, and that the porsche 911 turbo brake kit is not a standard fitment.

I received an excellent reply:

"yours must be slow as mine does over 160 its over 300 brake and is built by porche i know as ive worked for audi for a few years "

to which i commented that mine has 330bhp, 380lb/ft torque and despite this I lapped most circuits slower in the S4 than me driving an EVO 4 or my collegues Subaru STI PPP TSL somethingorother...

"YOURS MUST BE SHAGGED THEN IV TRACKED MINE 3 TIMES WINT UPRATED SUSPENTION IT WAS FASTER THAT AN EVO 6 "

:lol:

I await the next retort...
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Post by jonno1 » Thu Jul 29, 2004 2:26 pm

Wasn't someone's Nogaro S4 Saloon nicked recently......?
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Post by DavidR » Thu Jul 29, 2004 2:29 pm

Yeah

http://www.rs246.com/index.php?name=PNp ... ic&t=46679

Hmm...
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Post by jonno1 » Thu Jul 29, 2004 2:33 pm

Similar mileage......
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Post by DavidR » Thu Jul 29, 2004 2:44 pm

I sent the guy a PM with the ebay link - those cupholder thingies on the pictures must be fairly individual.
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Post by gavsteryoung » Thu Jul 29, 2004 3:29 pm

What a muppit, maybe we should all inform the seller using "ask the seller a question" that the S4 aint built by porshe!!
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Post by gavsteryoung » Thu Jul 29, 2004 3:37 pm

What a muppit, maybe we should all inform the seller using "ask the seller a question" that the S4 aint built by porshe!!
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Post by gavsteryoung » Thu Jul 29, 2004 3:37 pm

:shock:
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Post by Nige_RS4 » Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:39 pm

We heard you the first time !
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Post by jonno1 » Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:18 pm

Porsche were heavily involved in the RS2 no? Maybe he is just confused. Dazed and confused. :shock:
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