So have been thinking about an S5. I'm in the area this afternoon and there is one for sale with Manor Cars. I call them up:.......hello, I'm interested in the S5....okay....can I come and have a look this afternoon.....sure, where are you?.....London.....okay, it's black is that the colour you wanted.....umm yes I can see it is black from the pictures.....if you come and have a look will you be putting a deposit on it today....I don't know, that depends if I like it.....well we only want people to come and look who are willing to put a deposit down.....how will I know if I want to put a deposit down if you will not let me see it......well last week we had 4 people come and look at cars and we heard nothing back from them.......oh right I see, so you are looking for 100% sale rate, makes sense......also with these kind of performance cars I don't want people coming down just for a bit of fun......I OWN AN RS6, if I wanted a bit of fun I wouldn't test drive a S5, I'd drive a Veyron.....well if you call me next week I might be less busy and be able to see you......yeah do you know what strangely that won't be happening, you are a sad strange little man(I didn't say that last bit)
un-f**ing-beleivable
