Baby_bam

[sonny]

Congrats to you both.

[bam_bam]

Haha, FON indeed.

Thanks for all the new born baby forum cheer.

Mr. Green, you've had four of 'em!?
Fcuk.
That.
Sh1t.
I'll be stopping at two thanks, you're more man than me.

You'll be pleased to know that baby_bam is already posting on the mothernet forum, he knows the rules, imposing rule 1 whenever a breastfeeding topic starts. The other members have taken issue with being called ho's, asked for sandwiches and being told "tits or get the fcuk out" (tits or GTFO).
Lady_bam has refused a paternity test, however, she did say that if I was able to round all the guys she 'did' at her mates hen party 9 months ago, she'd be more than happy to attend a police style line-up for a rough chance of identification. To be honest, I'm not too bothered, lady_bam is very picky, so the father must be able to take/block a kick to the nuts and remember her phone number.

[P_G]

Congrats Bam, glad to see you were down the business end during the main event and that everyone is OK.

[PhilT]

Congrats to you all. Kids are great. Prepare yourself for a whole new life

[adsgreen]

Haha, FON indeed.

Hey! I just remembered! Rule1 !!!

Mr. Green, you've had four of 'em!?
Fcuk.
That.
Sh1t.

Yeah... all boys. The house is... loud... And everything happens at running speed. Followed usually by a crash, thud and a bundle.

I'll be stopping at two thanks, you're more man than me.

Funny. We were stopping at two as well...
(somehow I think we don't get much say in the matter!)

[Mr Footlong]

Sod the baby, I will be sampling the goods as it would be rude not to surely, madam already knows this as I need to staay big & strong like bull. When he was popping out you must have looked like hooligans were firebombing your home, knowing down there will probably never be the same again . Knowing you, your missus will be one of those mums that looks better 6 months after sprog dropping than before she got knocked up! Hating you in advance mate.

[bam_bam]

Yeah it was messy, have you ever seen what happens when a thief uses a tow truck to rip a cash machine out of the wall... her two-piece set had been all torn out the frame.
She's made a good recovery though, and wow, those puppies are full grown.

Rule 1.
Arlo at 20mins

[marv8]

Good skills me old bontempi, bit scared when my time comes I will be shooting blanks!

[drybeer]

Yay!

Sorry i completely missed this topic!

Congrats - we've got two boys 4 & 1 and life is busy to say the least!

Lets see if you can manage a family holiday in darth - you're in for a shock and please do let me know when you've succumbed to buying a Ford S-Max.

I struggle to fit it all in an Avant!