Baby_bam
Baby_bam
Well, after a 4 day ordeal and a 48hrs labour. Baby_bam finally decided it was time to meet the old man. Born 6/6/12 17h12 @ 6lbs10oz and 20 days early.
He's currently sat smug in the knowledge that he's torn up lady_bam's lady garden better than I ever could and that he gets to milk those amazing tar tars, and I don't. He also has a look that says "one day, I will drive your car".
Lady_bam did a fantastic job and she hardly even made a noise when I whipped my meat out during her vaginal exams.
I've seen a lot of things but watching my son's head pop out of the woman I love left me completely speechless. I suspect for those of you that have been through it will know what I'm on about and for those of you who haven't, you're in for a big surprise.
He's currently sat smug in the knowledge that he's torn up lady_bam's lady garden better than I ever could and that he gets to milk those amazing tar tars, and I don't. He also has a look that says "one day, I will drive your car".
Lady_bam did a fantastic job and she hardly even made a noise when I whipped my meat out during her vaginal exams.
I've seen a lot of things but watching my son's head pop out of the woman I love left me completely speechless. I suspect for those of you that have been through it will know what I'm on about and for those of you who haven't, you're in for a big surprise.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Re: Baby_bam
Congratulations to you both
having had 4 myself I know exactly how lady bam feels so treat her nicely 
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Congrats to you and your misses bud, both of mine came out the sunroof so i never experienced the head popping out part... They're 13 & 14 now but the best thing that ever happened to me even with their teenage hormones working overtime 
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Huge congrats bam, good to hear everything is ok!
Hope lady bam Has a speedy recovery!
Have you chose any names?
Hope lady bam Has a speedy recovery!
Have you chose any names?
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hey Luke
big congrats mate ... thought you were being a bit quiet on here ...
hope mother and son are well and now you have the family to go with the family car !
all the best
big congrats mate ... thought you were being a bit quiet on here ...
hope mother and son are well and now you have the family to go with the family car !
all the best
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Christ... another Bam! The forums canne take it capt'n 
Seriously, congrats.
The first one is the worst and by the time you get to number four it's fine (although tapping your watch saying "can we get a move on the gp starts in an hour and I've not set the recorder" isn't apparently a "good thing")
As for the tar-tars'... wait till day 4! It's the cruelest joke ever - they look like they are about to explode but any attempt at even a quick fondle let alone a full on grope is met with torrents of abuse (apparently they are ultra snesitive... my problem how exactly?
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Seriously, congrats.
The first one is the worst and by the time you get to number four it's fine (although tapping your watch saying "can we get a move on the gp starts in an hour and I've not set the recorder" isn't apparently a "good thing")
As for the tar-tars'... wait till day 4! It's the cruelest joke ever - they look like they are about to explode but any attempt at even a quick fondle let alone a full on grope is met with torrents of abuse (apparently they are ultra snesitive... my problem how exactly?
And the best thing I've found to put babies to sleep - V8 rumble
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Congratulations!
Can only imagine what the father and son bonding sessions will be like.
Dial up the boost son....already done dad already done.
Can only imagine what the father and son bonding sessions will be like.
Dial up the boost son....already done dad already done.
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Congrats Bam, Arlo is a nice name. Enjoy the sleepless nights. 
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Re: Baby_bam
Congratulations to both you Luke and Lady Bam.
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Many congratulations to you both, mate.
Big respect for "looking down the gun"... not sure if I could tbh.
Done the Paternity Test yet ?
Big respect for "looking down the gun"... not sure if I could tbh.
Done the Paternity Test yet ?
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Give him time Tim, Bam's got to decide if his English or and Aussie first.Timster wrote:Many congratulations to you both, mate.
Big respect for "looking down the gun"... not sure if I could tbh.
Done the Paternity Test yet ?
Baby_bam
Congratulations, it's an awesome experience.
It's surprising how quickly they turn it opinionated feckers! Still my lad demands that daddy drives and prefers going fast. When he was fee he only wailed in the back when the missus was driving, slowly.
It's surprising how quickly they turn it opinionated feckers! Still my lad demands that daddy drives and prefers going fast. When he was fee he only wailed in the back when the missus was driving, slowly.
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Congratulations young man. Hope you have brought little man some ear muffs ready for darth!
Wish you, lady bam and young Arlo all the best for the future.
Wish you, lady bam and young Arlo all the best for the future.
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FON to Baby Bam! and dont forget he doesnt exist without pics!!
Speechless you ???!! yeah right that'll be a first!
Mines two now and Ive still got the home birth on my phone!! Best day of my life and no doubt yours. Enjoy it and the oil changes!
Congrats and all the best to all.
Mev
Speechless you ???!! yeah right that'll be a first!
Mines two now and Ive still got the home birth on my phone!! Best day of my life and no doubt yours. Enjoy it and the oil changes!
Congrats and all the best to all.
Mev
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