I HATE

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Dave_Hedgehog
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Re: I HATE

Post by Dave_Hedgehog » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:02 am

i find theres no reason to discriminate, i hate everyone equally, saves a lot of time :biggrin3:
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missmouse
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Re: I HATE

Post by missmouse » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:04 pm

traffic pigs who think they are in Hitlers SS,
fuel tax rates in UK,
Hypocrites,
Liver,
Harry Hill, ( if he is so funny, why does he need "canned laughter"?)
Scottish weather,
the guy who designed the pinch bolt arrangement on the B5 front suspension,
road hogs who sit in the outside lane
And a few other things that dont come to mind right now! :rant:

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Re: I HATE

Post by P_G » Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:48 pm

Terry F**kwits who go to Halfords for a new tail light, buy the fog lamp bulb instead because they can't read the bulb fitment charts, fit it and then drive around like utter wankers completely unaware they are blinding everyone behind them

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Re: I HATE

Post by bam_bam » Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:22 pm

I HATE these wart covered <beep> lips that come bombing out of 'give way' side streets, stopping all on-coming traffic to the right, just so they can sit there waiting for some <beep> to let them into the opposite traffic flow. When I see this happening, I don't even slow, I promptly swerve around them. Fcuk them and everything about them, pure scum. This is, by far, THE most inconsiderate ass hat of a thing someone can do, there are 'give way' markings there for a fcuking reason. It is immensely simple, yield to the traffic on your right, wait for a gap in both traffic flows, then go. Who made you some sort of driving god worthy of stopping perfectly good free flowing traffic, just so YOU can be on your way 5 seconds earlier, fcuk you, you cheese riddled c-nut, I hope you catch the Ebola virus.

While I'm at, I've got another one. These people who faff around on the High Street, mostly because they've just realised they're heading in the wrong direction. So (wait for it), they, without indicating, pull one of THE most painful 14 point turns ever witnessed in the history of driving. Why is it they think we all want to wait while watching them perform this abomination of a cnutish manoeuvre? It is completely beyond comprehension. I'd rather watch a <beep> licking stamps and posting letters to Santa while having my finger nails sucked off by the arse of a baboon. Why can't they just FCUK OFF down a side-street and double-back like every other respectable citizen of planet earth? I just don't get it, I'd be embarrassed to the point of committing suicide, imagine it, pulling a move that blocks a WHOLE High Street, there is NO EXCUSE.
If you did such a thing in Australia, an angry mod would appear and overturn your car, then, without a thought, they'd drag you from your burning car and start kicking you to death with such vim and vigour, local news reports would estimate that the reason for such a savage kicking was that you were indeed the ginger step-child responsible for inventing HIV, breast reductions and Justin Bieber. You'd be buried without a headstone.
Yet, here in England, you see it happening but you all just say nothing, you don't even sound your horn, you just sit there, roll your eyes and wait while some <beep> eats stamps. WTF, why, WHY? It boils my blood and it hurts my brain.

I. Hate. It. So. Much.
No matter where you go, there you are.

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Re: I HATE

Post by Timster » Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:22 pm

Ha ha :-)

Edit... (to P_G's post)

Ha ha ha to Bam's
VW Toe-rag V6 R-line.... no curry hooks...wtf ?
Gone: Avus Avant B7 RS4.... plus curry hooks !

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