B6 RS 4 for sale

[bam_bam]

Look guys, I'm going to jail!!!

Under the site rules of http://www.RS246.com - a forum site to which you belong

Section 6, Para A
"You will not provide any content or conduct yourself in any way that may be construed as: unlawful; illegal; threatening; harmful; abusive; harassing; stalking; tortious; defamatory; libellous; vulgar; obscene; offensive; objectionable"

You will be hearing from my lawyer in due course who has already contacted the site for your personal information, a request has also been made to ebay.

Your completely unnecessary emails and subsequent posting of them on a forum site constitute harassment,defamatory, objectionable and abusive behaviour.


- mookeythehousecat
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I can just see PhilT's face now, well I probably couldn't, no doubt he's in the mother of all face-palm positions right now.

Meanwhile, I have to get used to the idea of sex, prison style...

[Mr V10]

The guy is such a tool, in the case lets see what Audi/quattro GmbH lawyers think about the misuse of the RS4 badge

[Timster]

Bam.... you are sooo f*cked now !

Ps. Is it a bit-locking problem with your DVD drive? (Firmware hack/upgrade?)

[RSKiwi]

Ps. Is it a bit-locking problem with your DVD drive? (Firmware hack/upgrade?)

Tim as you wrote that did you push your glasses up the bridge of your nose.....

[Timster]

Ps. Is it a bit-locking problem with your DVD drive? (Firmware hack/upgrade?)

Tim as you wrote that did you push your glasses up the bridge of your nose.....

Ha ha... you know, I think I may have

[amanda1]

Look guys, I'm going to jail!!!

Under the site rules of http://www.RS246.com - a forum site to which you belong

Section 6, Para A
"You will not provide any content or conduct yourself in any way that may be construed as: unlawful; illegal; threatening; harmful; abusive; harassing; stalking; tortious; defamatory; libellous; vulgar; obscene; offensive; objectionable"

You will be hearing from my lawyer in due course who has already contacted the site for your personal information, a request has also been made to ebay.

Your completely unnecessary emails and subsequent posting of them on a forum site constitute harassment,defamatory, objectionable and abusive behaviour.


- mookeythehousecat
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I can just see PhilT's face now, well I probably couldn't, no doubt he's in the mother of all face-palm positions right now.

Meanwhile, I have to get used to the idea of sex, prison style...

L

Oh you are not scared are you????? Just make sure you keep your bum to the wall

[bam_bam]

Ps. Is it a bit-locking problem with your DVD drive? (Firmware hack/upgrade?)

Tim as you wrote that did you push your glasses up the bridge of your nose.....

Ha ha... you know, I think I may have

Nah, it was an OEM 2.5" HDD from an old Tosh. First two attempts failed using a Tableau drive-to-file, so I broke out the Image MASSter Solo-4 and ran a linux dd. Still took an age. I should've dragged it out of the car in the first place, my laziness was punished.

[Timster]

Sweeeeet box of tricks. (couldn't you have gone old-school and just used spin-rite or similar?)
Oh whatever... who the f*ck cares. You da man on this stuff, not me.



Edit:.... As i type, I've got "someone elses" 2.5 Tosh drive" hooked up for diags. Spooky !

[Timster]

Ps. Judging by the reflections in one of the orignal ebay photos, the seller has something to do with this bunch:
http://www.stonefern.com/

[P_G]

This will make you laugh, just got this as a response through E-bay and my reply is included.


bbg52 (me)
What did you report me for? Asking you a civilised question? I haven't been abusive, defamatory, rude or agressive to you so what are you going to present to your lawyers this time?

I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt and the opportunity to quantify what you had written which is quite clearly fraudulent. Perhaps we should report you to E-bay and trading standards for fraudulently advertising goods and misleading people with a description thaat is wholly inaccurate.

Trying to sell a standard B6 A4 V6 Avant as an RS4 and then telling people it was Cardiff Audi that made it that way; I'm sure they'll be more then pleased to give their version of events. Should we go and ask them to find out?

Get a grip, you got found out, own up.

From: stonebarn2012
To: bbg52
Subject: Re: bbg52 has sent a message
Sent Date: 14-Mar-12 17:07:09 GMT

Dear bbg52,

With google it too about 2 seconds to find you...( P_G ) Why don't you and your little gang of friends on RS264.com just grow up....just like your friend bam_bam I have now reported you to your own forum as well as ebay


- mookeythehousecat

Dear bbg52,Due to timewasters, rude ebayers and generally being fed up with ebay this car was withdrawn from the auction..As so many people have pointed out to me this is not a B6 RS4, but an Audi A4 3.0lt V6 avant that has been branded to look like one.- mookeythehousecat Click "respond" to reply through Messages, or go to your email to reply

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From: bbg52
To: mookeythehousecat
Subject: bbg52 has sent a message
Sent Date: 14-Mar-12 16:59:05 GMT


Dear mookeythehousecat,

RE: Item number: 190652148071

I notice from having watched the auction for a while that this item has been withdrawn, could you advise if it is still for sale or you have sold it? I may be interested subject to clarification on a few points on the spec if it is still available.

Regards,



- bbg52

[klauster]

[bam_bam]

Sweeeeet box of tricks. (couldn't you have gone old-school and just used spin-rite or similar?)
Oh whatever... who the f*ck cares. You da man on this stuff, not me.



Edit:.... As i type, I've got "someone elses" 2.5 Tosh drive" hooked up for diags. Spooky !

Oh my adenoids are kicking off now! When cracking open the old Tosh lappy I noticed the cover screw was stripped, only slightly. Then upon popping the cover I noticed it was a Hitachi drive, "odd" I thought, so I logged it, photo'd and hooked it up for imaging and set it off, then I had a whisper in the ear of the solicitor paying for my time. Some very, very direct questions ensued and some answers were a bit lite and left wanting. The custodian quickly broke and said the hard drive was replaced during his tenure. The ensuing argument was true championship wordsmith pugilism, albeit slightly one-sided, I broke out the popcorn and listened on in amazement.
My client, an innocuous looking well-dress older man, made an early case that the old hard drive is relevant and should be disclosed, forthwith. The otherside's lawyer, a youngbuck lanky lad then launched an extremely considered and controlled retort that just didn't stop, it was truly jaw dropping how someone could so eloquently string together arguments and counter arguments to points not yet made in such rapid fire. My client, the old boy just sat back and took an unlubed ironfisted anal punching like I've never heard, his demeanour the whole time? Lent back and poker faced.
When the youngbuck concluded, there was a slight pause to which nothing could be heard except for a whistling of the old man's gapping anus. Then, me old matey leans forward and succinctly tears the youngbuck's argument asunder in less words than you or I would use to order a McDonald's happy meal.
It took every fibre of my being to not burst out laughing, I'd have stood up and clapped but there was no air left in the room, I'd have to use a pickaxe to cut through the atmosphere. Needless to say, the old HDD will be made available, least an injunction will be served.

An interesting day... for me.

[bam_bam]

This will make you laught, just got this as a response through E-bay and my reply is included.


bbg52 (me)
What did you report me for? Asking you a civilised question? I haven't been abusive, defamatory, rude or agressive to you so what are you going to present to your lawyers this time?

Oh I love this stuff!

Lets push the boat out. Let's preserve and discuss:















Audi B6 RS4 Avant Black Competition with cream and black interior



Dealer Spec B6 Audi A4 Avant 3.0ltr V6 with competition engine. From Audi Cardiff – R44 FOS included in the sale.

3 Owners from new, dealer branded Audi Black



Extremely Rare Crossover RS4 non-turbo B6 2002 model with a huge spec list.

Impeccably kept by same owner for 6 years, no expense spared

Massive extras list,

5 Door 250BHP estate car in black livery.

Insurance group 13

Tax £245 per year – Taxed till Sept 2012

Full Years MOT till Jan 2013



Engine

V6 Audi Competition Engine

300nm at 3200RPM - top speed limited to 155mph

0-60 – 6.2 seconds

Fuel tank 66 litres

Runs on Super and Regular 91

Factory Spec engine with no chip mods – standard insurance quote available (approx £350 with 5 years no claims, over 35yr old)

K&N Sport air filter

Cam belt done at 80,000, with new water pump

All 6 coils changed in the last 18 months

Full service in Jan 2012

106,000 miles, mostly on the A3, purchased at 55,000 miles in 2005



Gearbox

5 Speed steptronic box with sport mode and steering wheel button over ride

Rally style push manual option.



Service History

October 2002 – 15, 889

March 2004 – 42, 812

April 2006 – 51,094

Nov 2007 – 61,601

September 2008 – 70,948

March 2009 – 79,741

Jan 2010 – 88,231

December 2011 – 97660

Jan 2012 – 105,647



Paperwork

Full and complete

Every Service receipt

Every extra receipt

Every old MOT and tax

DVLA docs for private plate (R44 FOS)

Every Parts receipt going back to purchase in '07

New exhaust receipt



Exhaust

CKS Performance High flow 400 cell sports catalysts

http://www.cksperformance.com

Professional fitted by CKS Performance – click the link to see the results

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=923vADYl ... ature=plcp

Twin bore 3in diameter fully stainless steel front to back sports exhaust with twin sports cats and through and through twin back boxes with RS oval matt black tail pipes.

Full cost £1700 + VAT, done in September 2010 - BHP increase of 30

Fully guaranteed for the life of the car

Sounds like a V8 at stand still – see video of full throttle here in the hindhead tunnel – this is not a shy car under full throttle, but quiet when cruising

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jtpJ5Qe ... aGI0YY9Yg=



Wheels

19in R8 10 spoke racing alloys finished in Anthracite dark grey by a professional powder coat body shop - click the link to find out more

http://www.premierwheelrepairs.com/

These wheels are not cheap imports but the real deal and are 100% true – rear left has a slight curb, can be touched up, no rim damage.

They are wrapped in Hankook Ventus V12 EVO Low profile racing tyres

235/35zr19 – all four corners have good tread and have less than 3000 miles on them.



Brakes

288m Mintex Black vented and dimpled sports discs with black anti corrosion treatment all round with Mintex sports pads – fitted in December 2011 – just bedded in – only 1000 miles use

Black calipers all round with RS4 Logos



Body Styling

Stealth kit, car looks completely stock at a glance, but has full spoiler with brake light. Black Shark fin Ariel. Black front grills and emblem.

Dark Silver powder coated wing mirrors, look less blingy than the shiny RS mirrors of late.

Full HID headlights fitted with xenon bulbs

Full fog lights

Full all round black RS4 branding

Enlarged wheel arches

Full rear tint – and legal 30% front tinting

This car looks very menacing, but stock at a glance.

Car was professionally polished and de glazed in Autumn 2011 by Sting Detailing, click the link below to find out more, we had the full service done

http://www.stingdetailing.co.uk/



PLEASE NOTE ANY COMPANY GRAPHICS YOU SEE IN THE PICTURES HAS BEEN PROFESSIONAL REMOVED WITHOUT A TRACE



Interior

Full cream leather with black accent – very rare combination, black carpets on cream, black accent fittings, I know of no other car with this interior

Electric front windows - weight saving option

Manual seats – weight saving option

Split back seats, large boot with spare wheel well and tools (full 19in RS6 alloy available)

Low level interior lighting, center armrest, iphone dash mount.

Audi trip computer and cruise control.

Adjustable steering column

Red illuminated Engine Start Button

Dual zone air con ( re-gassed December 2011)

Credit card and cup holder

ESP turn off option



Entertainment

Full touch screen sat nav unit with full western and eastern European maps and multiple view options.

Real time traffic updates and intelligent auto reroute system.

Sound prompts, amazing return home function (got me home from Prague)

Full Bluetooth phone connectivity (iphone compatible) and surround sound output, memory number store full screen dialing

Full permantent ipod connectivity with full screen touch controls, menu and functionality, ipod stored away in center consol tray.

Fully programmable Radio with TP and auto tune

CD playback

DVD playback with dolby surround sound



Extras

Available with VAG engine code reader for fault codes (available as an extra)

Two 3 button remote keys (one brand new in 2011) plus original plastic Key

Leather RS4 document booklet



The less than perfect stuff

Small curbing to rear left alloy, no metal damage, could easily be touched up

Wear to pad of drivers seat, but no rips

Small dent to rear right wheel arch, no paint damage, can be pulled out

Small crack in windscreen, fixed professional 02/12 by Autoglass

2 small 'ping' dings in up pillars, barely noticable.

Small tear in the tinting on the rear passengers side.

This car however is in very good condition for its age.



THE BIDDING

No one with less than 5 feedback is allowed to bid with prior contact - your bid will be cancelled

This car will not be shipped abroad, nor will I accept any bids from outside the UK

A realistic reserve has been set on this car, it will not be sold for less than close to the buy it now price.

You may come and view the car any time prior to the auction Monday to Saturday

I will not allow any test drives unless you have paper proof of insurance in your hand on the day that I can confirm. I will happily take you out in the car if you don't have the correct insurance prior to bidding or purchase

At the end of the auction you will be required to pay a £500 deposit via paypal and the balance on collection of the car.

Payment will only be accepted by bank transfer, no cash or cheques thank you

This car is sold as seen and there will be no returns should you change your mind.

I am open to offers during the course of the auction.

PRIVATE SALE

Thank you for reading our listing

HAPPY BIDDING

[Mr V10]

This has the potential to be half as big as 'badmans' with the added bonus of being easier to follow, as this guy DNT RYT LYK D1S!!!!!!!

[bam_bam]

Like you Amar, my favourite bit is this: "Extremely Rare Crossover RS4 non-turbo B6 2002 model"