Presenting ..... The Fastest Car in the World

Post by **bye bye** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:22 pm

6 minutes to find that pic...tut tut..you're losing it.

Post by **bam_bam** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:34 pm

if you hadn't been stupid enough to post twice, I wouldn't had to find the damn pic in the first place, you made me work for it.

Post by **bye bye** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:41 pm

Post by **bye bye** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:41 pm

Post by **bye bye** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:42 pm

Keyboard Warriors unite!!

Post by **wrekka** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:21 pm

I think you should race for pinks to get it sorted! lol

Post by **bye bye** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:36 pm

Anytime

Post by **bam_bam** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:31 pm

Instead of going around the 'ring, I'd rather get in the ring and create crimson instead of pink.
I've never understood how stomping a 1/4 mile can settle an indifference, what if I decided to take penis into my arse like Hodgy and buy myself a TT-RS S-Tronic coupe, too? We could end up running the same quarter mile times all day long.
Punching is way more effective at settling things.

Anytime

Post by **bye bye** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:44 pm

Dear Mr Keyboard Bully/ Hardman,

a) My car is a manual actually and I was not arse fooked I happily handed over my £50k to audi for a great car. I am very lucky to be able to afford it and at some point so will you.

b) I'll email some anger management course vouchers. I'll not take your last post as threatening. I'll assume you were joking (whilst hiding behind the keyboard)

c) still bored but happy to keep winding.

d) couldn't be arsed to find a jovial picture......

e) one day, people will realise the the RS4, in all it's glory, was a great car but fundamentally flawed. (DRC popping, too busy under hard braking and rubbish disks at the front).

LOL

Post by **bam_bam** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:49 pm

hodgy7869 wrote:Dear Mr Keyboard Bully/ Hardman,

a) My car is a manual actually and I was not arse fooked I happily handed over my £50k to audi for a great car. I am very lucky to be able to afford it and at some point so will you.

b) I'll email some anger management course vouchers. I'll not take your last post as threatening. I'll assume you were joking (whilst hiding behind the keyboard)

c) still bored but happy to keep winding.

d) couldn't be arsed to find a jovial picture......

e) one day, people will realise the the RS4, in all it's glory, was a great car but fundamentally flawed. (DRC popping, too busy under hard braking and rubbish disks at the front).

LOL

Dear Mrs. Hodgy

a) Please keep telling us how much you paid and how lucky you, it never ever gets boring.

b) I still haven't received my vouchers. Promises, promises Hodgy... tsk tsk for-shame.
I'm not hiding behind a keyboard, I'm using a keyboard to communicate and what I'm saying is: Anytime Hodgy. I'll go the 1/4 mile against you and then you get in the ring with me. It's a win win, bragging rights all 'round.

c) Then stop posting, you last word freak.

d) I found one laying around for you, it's relevant:

e) OK. I don't own an B7 RS but I might agree with you... one day, not sure when that day will come, the car has proven itself. However, presently (which is where we all live i.e. today), the B7 RS is pretty glorious and the TTRS isn't + it's gay. In fact, it isn't even made on the same hallowed ground. Which is fine. If you like the way it looks and you can live with it's inherent impracticability, then I'm sure it's very very good... just not a real RS. Which is the point of all this.

One last thing, did you actually LOL ("Laugh Out Loud") at the end of your post... really?

Post by **bye bye** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:46 pm

yep, still LOL-ing

you are YOU and obviously have too much time time on your hands.

BTW - Did you learn how to draw that from a book?

Post by **wrekka** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:20 pm

Should be interesting if you two ever meet at an rs246 get together!

Post by **bye bye** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:22 pm

wrekka wrote:Should be interesting if you two ever meet at an rs246 get together!

will never happen...I have a life....no offence to you...just the little girl from The Flintstones

Post by **bam_bam** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:51 pm

hodgy7869 wrote:yep, still LOL-ing Slightly scared you found that pic, but hey, you are YOU and obviously have too much time time on your hands (sic). You must have worked hard to get it out of my family video.

BTW - Did you learn how to draw that from a book?

Oh joy!

It's good that you laugh at your own posts, it says a lot.
So, the whole photo exercise I did of you took me about 645secs, I know coz I checked eBillity as I was working at the time... and too much time on my hands at 10 to 4 on a Wednesday? Yep, I'm efficient like that. Although fairplay on the "he's got too much time on his hands" quip, it was an amazingly cutting remark Hodgy and original too. I'll never bounce back from that one... well done.

The learning to draw comment?!?! *yawn* Another swing 'n' a miss, c'mon Hodge, up ya game mate. As far as playthings go, you're just no fun now, you're exactly like one of those remote control cars that only goes straight ahead or reverse around in a circle... but with flat batteries... and not wireless... with a TT shell on it... a pink one.

If you wanna call a truce, I'm willing to walk away from this lovely thread, just say the word.

Nite nite - from your little Flintstone girl.

p.s. Don't you think it's just a little stereotypical that you fantasise about me being a girl AND you drive a TT?

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