RS6 Avant for sale

[ianellerby]

2003 `03 RS6 Avant FOR SALE. £12500 ONO
MUGELLO BLUE
80K MILES
GOOD HISTORY BUT NOT FULL AUDI (SPECIALIST SINCE ABOUT 50K)
WHITE LEATHER ELECTRIC HEATED RECARO INTERIOR
BOSE 12 SPEAKER TV/CD/SATNAV
ICE COLD CLIMATE CONTROL
XENONS
A TRULY STUNNING CAR
ALMOST NEW AVON ZZ3 TYRES ON 19" RS RIMS
KW V3 COILOVER KIT
I BOUGHT THE CAR IN SEPTEMBER TO FULFILL A LIFELONG DREAM
MY WIFE HATES IT FOR ALL THE REASONS WE (sorry "You") ON THIS FORUM LIKE IT
TOO FAST,TOO POWERFUL ETC ETC.
QUITE SIMPLY I HAVE TO SELL IT TO KEEP THE PEACE
SAD BUT TRUE.
MAY PART EX FOR THE RIGHT CAR PLUS CASH.......WHY?
ENQUIRIES TO i.ellerby@btopenworld.com

[dunk5y]

some photos would help

[chunky79]

I also like the way you say ''WE'' on this forum, it's your first post and probably last.

[ianellerby]

Sorry ,how many posts do I have to make before I`m accepted into "your" exclusive little clique ?
TW@

[chunky79]

2nd post has been the most helpful thanks. No CAPS lock so we are getting there.
Would you like to reply to the guy who is actually interested in your car?
Is your name ian or TW@? Your last message was signed off as TW@ but your forum name is ian????

Good luck with the sale, shame you couldn't have at least tried to be part of the forum while you owned it

[ianellerby]

You`ve been most helpful. I was a little reluctant to even sign up to a forum and this has done little to make think any different.
I was only trying to sell my car while at the same time remaining friendly and open to discussion.
The first response was a little obvious by telling me that some photos would help (hardly someone who is "interested" in my car).........the second seemed to be criticising me for using the word "we". Shame on me for appearing to be a part of something which I had just signed up for ! Only to follow that with a comment about my "first and probably last" post.
I`m fairly sure you got the sentiment in the word TW@ too.
Cheers for your best wishes regarding the sale of my car and the use of "your" forum, there is no beginning to your generosity.
I hope you`re as welcoming to every other new person on here.

[dunk5y]

You`ve been most helpful. I was a little reluctant to even sign up to a forum and this has done little to make think any different.
I was only trying to sell my car while at the same time remaining friendly and open to discussion.
The first response was a little obvious by telling me that some photos would help (hardly someone who is "interested" in my car).........the second seemed to be criticising me for using the word "we". Shame on me for appearing to be a part of something which I had just signed up for ! Only to follow that with a comment about my "first and probably last" post.
I`m fairly sure you got the sentiment in the word TW@ too.
Cheers for your best wishes regarding the sale of my car and the use of "your" forum, there is no beginning to your generosity.
I hope you`re as welcoming to every other new person on here.

Hi ianellerby

I asked for some photos as I am in the market to buy a RS6 (if you had read my other posts which do not amount to too many it would be quite clear) The fact I had asked for some photos would account for me being interested

Anyway do not want to get into some big debate, but even if I was not interested, in the end photos would go a long way in helping you sell the car

Dunk

[bam_bam]

You`ve been most helpful. I was a little reluctant to even sign up to a forum and this has done little to make think any different.
I was only trying to sell my car while at the same time remaining friendly and open to discussion.
The first response was a little obvious by telling me that some photos would help (hardly someone who is "interested" in my car).........the second seemed to be criticising me for using the word "we". Shame on me for appearing to be a part of something which I had just signed up for ! Only to follow that with a comment about my "first and probably last" post.
I`m fairly sure you got the sentiment in the word TW@ too.
Cheers for your best wishes regarding the sale of my car and the use of "your" forum, there is no beginning to your generosity.
I hope you`re as welcoming to every other new person on here.

Let me get this straight (inhale): Henpecked husband takes frustration out on the actual forum that could help him sell the car that his wife is forcing him to sell.

[ianellerby]

must admit I had to giggle at that one

[ianellerby]

are you two an item?

[bam_bam]

are you two an item?

I'm not sure what you mean. Are you asking if the gorilla and I are 'an item' or if Chunky and I are 'an item', either way, it's all very gay or at the very least, bestiality. Why would you openly ask about such things? Does your wife know about these wonderings you save for the Internet forums?
I'm sorry, but there's just no way I'll be part of your sordid little fantasy, it's sick. This is an Audi enthusiast forum, I suggest you place something like "Gay gorilla hook-ups wanted" into Google and leave us good natured god-fearing people alone.
Thanks.

[HYFR]

Faggot or not

That post is fckuing funny as hell

[PJC]

Agreed very funny. Now where's Sonny........

[quattro65]

You`ve been most helpful. I was a little reluctant to even sign up to a forum and this has done little to make think any different.
I was only trying to sell my car while at the same time remaining friendly and open to discussion.
The first response was a little obvious by telling me that some photos would help (hardly someone who is "interested" in my car).........the second seemed to be criticising me for using the word "we". Shame on me for appearing to be a part of something which I had just signed up for ! Only to follow that with a comment about my "first and probably last" post.
I`m fairly sure you got the sentiment in the word TW@ too.
Cheers for your best wishes regarding the sale of my car and the use of "your" forum, there is no beginning to your generosity.
I hope you`re as welcoming to every other new person on here.

She really does have a strong hold of your nuts!!!!

Don't be so piggin tetchy!!

[el_ringo]

Funniest sale thread for a bit!