May quote of the month

[bam_bam]

You should all know the rules by now, read something funny/thoughtful/memorable on the forum then quote it and post it in here. There’s a poll at the end of the month to define the winner.

[bam_bam]

A Royal wedding, 4 days off, Man Utd losing and Osama Bin Laden being killed,
Carlsberg don't do bank holidays but they thought f*ck it, we'll do this one!

[sonny]

What do we win Bam_bam? dare I ask lol

[bam_bam]

At the end of year we all vote on the Most Valuable Poster.
For the rest of the following year that person is known as the "MVP", for which I may even design a footer for them to add to their signature. It'll be special.

[sonny]

Sounds like a plan...

[sevy]

Sonny's on a roll this month...

also: any fellow member in London I could borrow the vacuum pump from this weekend? would be very much obliged

I could bastardize my penis pump for for you, will that do?

[bam_bam]

It's the Sonny show...

Errr I stumbled cross it while looking for a set of new tyres....

[sonny]

Glad I have some fans out there

[HYFR]

in context on cabron fibre effect "eyes" on the RS 4 B7 Bucket seats

Damn that's hot. Send me a set, I'm going to install one in the missus and keep the other one for "me time"...

[sonny]

took a deposit, then the guy pulled out....

[bam_bam]

^ that is quality.

[HYFR]

To be fair, I did pocket £200 for the pleasure

You'd do the same

[Steve_C]

Just £200? You cabby drivers are so cheap!

[chunky79]

To be fair, I did pocket £200 for the pleasure

You'd do the same

To be honest, the way the sex life is at home at the moment i'd accept it for £0

[bam_bam]

So let me get this right Chunky, you'd be the 'receiver' for £0s? From what I hear, you'd love prision...