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April: Post of the month "contenders"

Post by HYFR » Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:15 pm

Ok, Shoppinit has won the inaugural March post of the month....

entries for April, as and when you come across it

My first nomination is for Bam_Bam:
V800RS6 wrote:Got a bit of a drive coming up soon - NE Scotland to SE England....! .... anyone car to guess what my standard RS6 Avant will achieve.....? :thumbs:
bam_bam wrote:8MPG and 12 points if you do it correctly.
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Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"

Post by daytonamc » Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:15 pm

Brilliant!
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Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"

Post by amanda1 » Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:31 pm

aka_dk wrote:Ok, Shoppinit has won the inaugural March post of the month....

entries for April, as and when you come across it

My first nomination is for Bam_Bam:
V800RS6 wrote:Got a bit of a drive coming up soon - NE Scotland to SE England....! .... anyone car to guess what my standard RS6 Avant will achieve.....? :thumbs:
bam_bam wrote:8MPG and 12 points if you do it correctly.

Snigger :assflash:
950 nm torque!

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Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"

Post by HYFR » Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:24 pm

another one
Cornishmoocher wrote:Who cares... ???
680 miles = 4 hours.
and very true, the MPG function is about as much use as tits on a fish.
They should replace it with in order of consumption so worst- :thumb: below average :D average :roll: best :wanker:
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Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"

Post by bam_bam » Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:19 pm

Mooch is here, this is going to be a good month.
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Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"

Post by Shoppinit » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:55 pm

I nominate this:
bam_bam wrote:
Will340 wrote:
philroach wrote:why bother , use it as an excuse to go to RNS-E , superior in every way :jump_clap:
What if I got the 2 RNS-D units and taped them together...
Hahaha, that'd be a "RNS-Double D". You can't get one of those, you'd be forever tweaking the nipples and you'd never make it out of the driveway!
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Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"

Post by bam_bam » Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:51 am

Shoppinit wrote: Sounds like your DRC could be kaput. Mine sticks to the road like a rash to a 50 year old prostitue's axe wound.
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Post by PhilT » Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:56 am

sonny wrote:Most of us are at work
I thought Sonny worked here!!
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Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"

Post by sonny » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:18 pm

LMAO
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Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"

Post by bam_bam » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:43 pm

Shoppinit wrote: Sounds like your DRC could be kaput. Mine sticks to the road like a rash to a 50 year old prostitue's axe wound.
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Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"

Post by Shoppinit » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:13 am

Dipper wrote:Note to self- 'must remember when dogs are I the boot'! Had the pair of them plastered to the back window like a couple of stick on garfields today:)
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Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"

Post by bam_bam » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:44 pm

svassileou wrote:
Terry1948 wrote:Clarkson has told his mates that he has to fight the women off when he goes out. So who will now watch T.G.? Come on girls what do you think?
Well, "Clarkson Babe Magnet" is an anagram of "Sacrament Bagel Knob" - perhaps this explains it?
Superb post Svassileou. :thumbs:
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Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"

Post by iR8V10 » Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:50 pm

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P_G wrote:Anyone got an unmodified C5 ....
Having a C5 thats not mapped is like having a big cock and using washers...

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Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"

Post by bam_bam » Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:34 pm

BenWat wrote:... when I spoke to my usual garage they helpfully suggested a leaving a live cougar on the back seat, sadly cougars are on back order : )
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Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"

Post by HYFR » Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:01 pm

bam_bam wrote:
PetrolDave wrote: A while back I had a C5 RS6 for several days as a loan car, and yes it's rapid but TBH it's up there with the Ferrari Testrossa as candidate for the Fastest Truck in the World - yes I have driven a Testarossa.
A while back I had a Haddock for several days as a loan fish, and yes it tasted good but TBH it's up there with the Hake as candidate for the best tasting fish in the World - yes I have eaten Hake.
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