Andrew Motion I aint.......

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Andrew Motion I aint.......

Post by Cornishmoocher » Sat Sep 26, 2009 1:27 pm

Performance cars, I've had a mix
from Porsches, Evos and Scoobs
To the mighty RS6.

This is the story of my road to ruin
Of the tuning bug
that was my un-doing.

4.2 litre Bi-turbo
155mph restricted-
thats just to bloody slow.

0-60 in 4.7
what goods that
in accelerating heaven?

Then I heard the thunder and the roar
of Milltek pipes,
RS6 - foot to the floor.

THATS IT! THATS FOR ME! I cried
As money i started to save
and to my wife I lied

More HP and bigger brakes
a Milltek too
what a difference it makes!

QST, MTM or MRC
but for me it had to be
Grizz, at unit 20

Bugger me now its quick
Fast as F*ck
like <beep> off a stick!

Many cars have tried and been beat
Made to look daft
as my dirt they eat.

MPG What'll it do?
Who gives a toss
this car aint for you!

So get in a drive like your pants are on fire
and enjoy the symphony
that is the Milltek Choir............
It's all Bollox.
Half of what you read is bull and the other half is all <beep>.

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RE: Andrew Motion I aint.......

Post by Daveperc » Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:10 pm

Mooch is a poet! He don't know it; hope he don't blow it!

With apologies to Bob Dylan

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Post by RichRS6 » Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:20 pm

Mooch for (Cornish) poet laureate !
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RE: Andrew Motion I aint.......

Post by Shoppinit » Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:58 pm

You must be at work.
Daytona RS6 C5 Avant. Viper'd, Billies, Waggers, MTM box brain, C6 stoppers, xcarlink, R8 coolant cap (woohoo)
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Post by chunky79 » Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:56 pm

I'd say pi**ed
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!

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Post by deanobeano » Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:58 pm

New Name - BardMooch!
Keep coming
08 Prius (saving money)
RS6+ (spending money)

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Post by Cornishmoocher » Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:47 pm

chunky79 wrote:I'd say pi**ed
Crikey!! Not far orf old bean! :drink:
It's all Bollox.
Half of what you read is bull and the other half is all <beep>.

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Post by Nudenut » Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:27 pm

Superb!!! :lol:

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Post by HYFR » Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:31 pm

leg end

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Post by Cornishmoocher » Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:57 pm

.....Or <beep>?
It's all Bollox.
Half of what you read is bull and the other half is all <beep>.

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