Artery......................... The study of paintings.
Bacteria........................ Back door to cafeteria.
Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die.
Benign......................... ..What you be, after you be eight.
Caesarean Section...............A neighbourhood in Rome .
Catscan......................... Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize....................... Made eye contact with her.
Colic........................... A sheep dog.
Coma............................ A punctuation mark.
Dilate.......................... To live long.
Enema........................... Not a friend.
Fester.......................... Quicker than someone else.
Fibula........................ A small lie.
Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain...Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.
Morbid.......................... A higher offer.
Nitrates........................ Cheaper than day rates.
Node............................ I knew it.
Outpatient...................... A person who has fainted.
Pelvis.......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative................. A letter carrier.
Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.
Rectum.......................... Nearly killed him.
Secretion....................... Hiding something.
Seizure......................... Roman emperor.
Tablet.......................... A small table.
Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.
Tumour..............One plus one more.
Urine......... Opposite of you're out.
2xCondoms........................To be sure, to be sure
Sorry to our Irish friends
Jr
