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> a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He
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> also invited Jimmy, the only aboriginal in the
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> neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the
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> backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time
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> drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and
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> flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have
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> a 15ft man-eating Crocodile in my pool and I'll give a
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> million dollars to anyone who has the guts to jump in."
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>
>
> The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud
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> splash and everyone turned around and saw Jimmy in the pool!
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> Jimmy was fighting the croc and kicking its ass! Jimmy was
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> jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing
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> punches, doing all kinds of shlt like head butts and
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> chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the
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> croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The
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> water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Jimmy and
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> the croc were screaming and raising hell.
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>
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> Finally Jimmy strangled the croc and let it float to the top
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> like a K-mart goldfish. Jimmy then slowly climbed out of the
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> pool.
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>
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> Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
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>
>
> Finally the host says, "Well, Jimmy, I reckon I owe you a
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> million dollars."
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>
>
> "Nah, you right, I don't want it," said Jimmy.
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>
>
> The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You
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> won the bet."
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>
>
> "How about half a million bucks then?"
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>
>
> "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Jimmy.
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>
>
> The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something.
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> That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and
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> some stock options?"
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>
>
> Again Jimmy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well
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> Jimmy, then what do you want?" Jimmy said :
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>
>
> ..............
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> .............
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> ............
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> ...........
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> ..........
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> "I want the name of the c*nt who pushed me in the Pool!"
