Anyone feel the earth move?

[mikeyquattro]

Me and the wife both woke when the earthquake happened last night. Bit strange really!!

Anyone else feel it?

[S4TAN]

Yep - I was wide awake watching TV - whole house shook violently for 10 seconds or so .... I thought they'd finally dropped the bomb, or that a massive asteroid/comet had ploughed into the planet! Rushed to the window to see the blast-wave .... only to see a bloody great shooting-star arc across the night sky as soon as I looked out .... !!

'F*ck me!' I thought ... 'it's the end of the f*cking world'.... so hastily lit a cig, filled my wine glass and waited for instant vaporisation ... got bored after a few minutes of nothing happening, eventually realised it was an earthquake, so went back to watching TV.

[rikrose]

I was in bed with a friend. The timing was wonderful. The jokes, less so.

[S4TAN]

So you don't find his sense of humour funny eh Rik? ... that's not good for a relationship

[rolskii]

I was stuck on a train at reading with a jumper trying to kill himself ... when it shook I cheered as I thought we run the tw*t over .....

[rikrose]

So you don't find his sense of humour funny eh Rik? ... that's not good for a relationship

Her. And apparently it was my sense of humour that needs work...

[S4TAN]

And apparently it was my sense of humour that needs work...

No <beep> Sherlock!! .... nah - juz pullin' yer leg a lil' Rik

[Peakz]

lol @ Rolskii

[S4TAN]

Rolskii is evil .... he eats babies.

[Peakz]

I like eating piglets

[S4TAN]

Piglets not sacred then?

[Peakz]

Yeah they get a bit scared when they see me coming

[S4TAN]

I bet! Do they run off covering their a*ses?

[mikeyquattro]

I bet! Do they run off covering their a*ses?

Do piglets have asses then?

[S4TAN]

Damn! ... this thread is getting weird! What the hell is a "picklet"?