Do you ever fear the worst when something goes wrong??
Do you ever fear the worst when something goes wrong??
Yesterday my car went for an MoT - left it at the garage (well known to me). Later they called to say she had passed but said the car was "stuck" in the MoT bay cos they couldn't select reverse. I told them they needed to be a "man" to get the car in reverse, so went to show them how. F**k it wouldn't go in reverse..or 1st or anything.
Logic told me it was something stupid and simple...but the mind ran riot and I was mentally posting here asking about a recon gearbox etc. Why the f**k did my mind go there?
Anyway, it was simple and fixed for £60. Phew.
Anyone else have a mind that runs away like that, or am I simply a ****??
(S4TAN...don't try to fill in the blanks!)
Paul
Logic told me it was something stupid and simple...but the mind ran riot and I was mentally posting here asking about a recon gearbox etc. Why the f**k did my mind go there?
Anyway, it was simple and fixed for £60. Phew.
Anyone else have a mind that runs away like that, or am I simply a ****??
(S4TAN...don't try to fill in the blanks!)
Paul
RS4 in the only colour to have - Misano Red | MRC Remap | RS6+ brakes | H&R and Custom Performance Parts suspension |
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If you dont "do it now" you never will.
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I used to think like that but now I say fcuk it thats what is to be expected of the RS4 ownership experience,you just get used to the fact they fail at the most awkward time like just before a family outing or on the way to work which gets you a boll#cking at work and home,I have a red Nissan Micra which is more reliable and costs nothing to run and usually sails through its mot and the old girls done double the mileage of the RS and never needs to go to the garage for repairs.
Cheers "Bingo"
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2002 Noggy RS4,AP 6 pots,Revo,H&R big arb's,milltek.
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Re: Do you ever fear the worst when something goes wrong??
Paul, don't keep us in suspenders, what was the fault?derdle wrote:Yesterday my car went for an MoT - left it at the garage (well known to me). Later they called to say she had passed but said the car was "stuck" in the MoT bay cos they couldn't select reverse. I told them they needed to be a "man" to get the car in reverse, so went to show them how. F**k it wouldn't go in reverse..or 1st or anything.
Logic told me it was something stupid and simple...but the mind ran riot and I was mentally posting here asking about a recon gearbox etc. Why the f**k did my mind go there?
Anyway, it was simple and fixed for £60. Phew.
Anyone else have a mind that runs away like that, or am I simply a ****??
(S4TAN...don't try to fill in the blanks!)
Paul
Dave
RE: Re: Do you ever fear the worst when something goes wrong
Dave ... don't you just love being in suspenders?
The fault - loose nuts (but that's the subject of another thread). There is a shaft that goes into the gearbox on one side and the selector lever was not clamped tightly to it. As is always the case, everything is a pain to get to as it's so tight up the side of the box, but job done so I now have use of a full set of cogs. I just had visions of a selector fork or something inisde the box having broken.
Paul
The fault - loose nuts (but that's the subject of another thread). There is a shaft that goes into the gearbox on one side and the selector lever was not clamped tightly to it. As is always the case, everything is a pain to get to as it's so tight up the side of the box, but job done so I now have use of a full set of cogs. I just had visions of a selector fork or something inisde the box having broken.
Paul
RS4 in the only colour to have - Misano Red | MRC Remap | RS6+ brakes | H&R and Custom Performance Parts suspension |
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If you dont "do it now" you never will.
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RE: Re: Do you ever fear the worst when something goes wrong
Yes.
I'm sure that whoever penned 'Murphy's Law' (probably someone called Murphy) owned an S/RS at some point in his life.
I'm sure that whoever penned 'Murphy's Law' (probably someone called Murphy) owned an S/RS at some point in his life.
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lol chewy!!
when my ur quattro failed its mot last year, little did I know then that a YEAR later it is still off the road due to corrosion under neath... so in blind panic like an expectant dad pacing the hospital wards waiting for that first cry of a newborne I got myself well and truely wound up about losing the quattro to the chap upstairs in quattro "heaven"
FORTUNATELY it is now in drydock getting its underside sils re fabricated and the 1/4 panels re done.
So when things look like its going to be a skydive then realise your instructor is still in the plane, take a goood breath, it maybe your last!!
car ownership aint cheap!!
when my ur quattro failed its mot last year, little did I know then that a YEAR later it is still off the road due to corrosion under neath... so in blind panic like an expectant dad pacing the hospital wards waiting for that first cry of a newborne I got myself well and truely wound up about losing the quattro to the chap upstairs in quattro "heaven"
FORTUNATELY it is now in drydock getting its underside sils re fabricated and the 1/4 panels re done.
So when things look like its going to be a skydive then realise your instructor is still in the plane, take a goood breath, it maybe your last!!
car ownership aint cheap!!
Misano red B5 RS4 710 D/V's SERVICED BY EL GRIZZMO:).... Wife's !!
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