New RS4 - is it 414BHP or not!

Post by **rAudiguy** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:40 pm

I'm speachless.........

anyone?!?!

Post by **rs4v8** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:53 pm

RussianM3_dude wrote:Just my luck, the canton where I live now in Switzerland has the ugliest women in Switzerland or so the joke goes, "How do you know you are leaving the canton of Berne and entering the canton of **********? The cows get prettier then the women." And I am from a country with smoking hot ladies...... This is why I am always on the internet

for once you speak the truth (the bit about the hot russian ladies i mean) - law of averages I guess........

Post by **RussianM3_dude** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:58 pm

rAudiguy wrote:I'm speachless......... anyone?!?!

Are all Audi drivers this challenged in the humour departement??? I find it's common to drivers of FWD cars, happens to Alfa drivers too.

Post by **rAudiguy** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:07 pm

Are all Audi drivers this challenged in the humour departement??? I find it's common to drivers of FWD cars, happens to Alfa drivers too.

Can't say i've met that many Alfa drivers as i'm normally driving and not walking down the hard shoulder!!!

Post by **rs4v8** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:09 pm

Dude, what have you been drinking? Can I have some?!

Post by **audijohn** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:10 pm

rAudiguy wrote:
Are all Audi drivers this challenged in the humour departement??? I find it's common to drivers of FWD cars, happens to Alfa drivers too.
Can't say i've met that many Alfa drivers as i'm normally driving and not walking down the hard shoulder!!!

There are always very LOW mileage Alfa's around, they rearly run long enough to warm up.

Post by **rAudiguy** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:19 pm

Dude, what have you been drinking? Can I have some?!

that aimed at me? mate if so it's half a pint of cider with vodka, tequila, half an egg with a spinkling of tobasco sauce on top

Post by **rs4v8** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:26 pm

yeah it was aimed at you,

your crack's quality today!! dunno about the half pint mind, they're for girls!

Post by **MEV** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:29 pm

RussianM3_dude wrote:
rAudiguy wrote:I'm speachless......... anyone?!?!
Are all Audi drivers this challenged in the humour departement??? I find it's common to drivers of FWD cars, happens to Alfa drivers too.

So let me get this right? You’re the funny guy?? Nope doesn’t work with me.... but correct me if I’m wrong here...Didn’t I see you somewhere else on a forum and actually you pretend that you’re Canadian.. living in Switzerland driving an imitation or figment of your imagination RS4, wants an M3 who also wants to be a Russian who’s lived in Wales and London who's slept with a Sheep who knows nothing about cars and thinks he's a comedian?

Pure talent

Post by **rs4v8** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:35 pm

Sorry to disagree my friend, he is a comedian, just not deliberately!!

Post by **ChrisRS4** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:45 pm

Being a noob on here, I feel left out. Has Mr Ruski Dood been here for a while? I'm guessing there's a reason for the stick he's getting....

Post by **rs4v8** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:51 pm

I'm not allowed to say anything but read back a bit!!

From the beginning of this topic will do!!

Post by **RussianM3_dude** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:11 pm

MEV wrote:
RussianM3_dude wrote:
rAudiguy wrote:I'm speachless......... anyone?!?!
Are all Audi drivers this challenged in the humour departement??? I find it's common to drivers of FWD cars, happens to Alfa drivers too.
So let me get this right? You’re the funny guy?? Nope doesn’t work with me.... but correct me if I’m wrong here...Didn’t I see you somewhere else on a forum and actually you pretend that you’re Canadian.. living in Switzerland driving an imitation or figment of your imagination RS4, wants an M3 who also wants to be a Russian who’s lived in Wales and London who's slept with a Sheep who knows nothing about cars and thinks he's a comedian? Pure talent

I am Russian, who lived in England then moved to Canada, got the passport and then moved to Switzerland. Yes I have an RS4 and have many pics to prove it.

Post by **RussianM3_dude** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:13 pm

Here, the pics.

http://www.rs6.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13036

Post by **rs4v8** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:35 pm

Some wonderful (and highly enlightening) reading here. Please everyone read this whole thread (do not just look at the pictures!)......

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