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This is the way forward lads!

Post by S4TAN » Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:13 pm

Check out this dudes car!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... otohosting

All this time we've been trying to get more air onto our intercoolers .... But hang on a minute! We've obviously been getting it all wrong!

This dude has known the secret all along - what you actually want to do is completely block off the air flow to them ... :lol: :shock:

P.S. Hey Wombar - you're after a "Niagra" Blue one aren't you? Well here ya go ... :wink: ... it's even got an RS4 badge

Enjoy! :roll:
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Post by boffhead » Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:42 pm

Ebay......... :roll:

Take a close look at the oil temp on this one. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUDI-S4-V6-BI-TUR ... dZViewItem

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Post by wombar » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:03 pm

Haha, yep I saw these cars earlier on during the week. I rather like the silver front grill on the "Niagra Blue" one but what's the point of putting RS4 badges on it? Is there such a thing as Hyper Dump valves and why would you actually want them? When I eventually find my car, I'll be debadging it and possibly put some TDi badges on it for when I have to park in suspect areas. Plus it's always nice to have a sleeper car when a chavmobile pulls up next to you at the lights.

The oil gauge was the one of the first thing I noticed after I'd recovered from the trauma of that cream and blue interior. Another couple of potentially nice examples that have been mistreated. Inconsiderate is the word I'm looking for, I could have given them a much better home :)
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Post by dummi » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:04 pm

haha

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Post by ajsl » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:06 pm

To be fair he does say
There is a loose conection on the oil temp so it reads right sometimes and other days(like in photo) it doesn't.
Neither of the cars are to my taste, each to their own I guess.
Sort of an OEM+ "stealth rocket" is what I'm aiming for with mine ;).

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Post by shineydave » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:11 pm

owwww it's from my neck of the woods judging by the service history, i seem to remember one when i was looking for mine that had that dire cream interior. i think it was from a dealer even further north than we are, Newcastle area perhaps
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Post by rolskii » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:37 pm

S4TAN wrote: "Niagra" Blue one
I think the poor deluded chap has mis-spelt ....... should read ---- "Viagra blue one"

He is obviously selling some poor attempt at a :knob: extension .....

the second car is not worthy of anything except blowing up ... nasty nasty nasty ....

get some addresses .... we can toast the marshmallows as they burn.... :twisted:
happy dayz .... party ....

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Post by NeilMc » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:42 pm

A guy with a Niagra Blue S4 wrote: THERE IS A FEW MINER STONE CHIPS ROUND THE FRONT BUMPER
...those pesky miners!
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Post by Harper--D » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:48 pm

OMFG the second 1 is awfull!! Including the alcantara around the missing headunit!!! The cream and blue interior is something iv'e never seen before, hope never to see again. Each to their own though!!
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Post by Ads4 » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:50 pm

Hmmm...it's a difficult decision...do you go for the horrible wood/blue alcantara interior of car number 1, or the horrible cream leather/blue alcantara interior (including the fu*king dashboard) of car number 2...think I'm going to be sick...Image
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Post by ChipHazzard » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:50 pm

looks like a couple of donor options for the RS246 track car

http://www.rs246.com/index.php?name=PNp ... ic&t=64546
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Post by rikrose » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:52 pm

ajsl wrote:Neither of the cars are to my taste, each to their own I guess.
Sort of an OEM+ "stealth rocket" is what I'm aiming for with mine ;).
That's what I'm *trying* to do. It's kinda hard to resist those new RS4 wheels though. So tasty.

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Post by lemond » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:08 pm

The first things that struck me were that the antifreeze was sh!tty coloured in the yukky interior car and the other car appeared not to have any visible in the header tank.

Oh and neither seem to have the window trim fitted correctly (above the battery) and the rubber trim accross the front of the bonnet that dropped into my fan!!!! has been removed on the yukky interior car.... Oh and there is no room for golf clubs as a huge disco thing has been connected to the wireless in the blingy one.
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Post by mattsimis » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:36 pm

rikrose wrote:
ajsl wrote:Neither of the cars are to my taste, each to their own I guess.
Sort of an OEM+ "stealth rocket" is what I'm aiming for with mine ;).
That's what I'm *trying* to do. It's kinda hard to resist those new RS4 wheels though. So tasty.

OEM Plus look would allow you use them... thats kinda the point of OEM Plus no?

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Post by S4TAN » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:41 pm

Yeah yeah - the interiors are beyond ghastly and all that ..... but aren't you all missing the point? : dude number 1 HAS BLOCKED OFF THE AIR FLOW TO THE INTERCOOLERS!!!!!!
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