ROFLMAOmarmite wrote:as the chav in his cav found out tonight

Yeah just getting my head around this Kiddie talk at the momentRSVI wrote:Simon/Marmite's a bit slow on the ROTF crap
Bit like his car
My ESP light has been flashing at me all week for some reasonGardinerG wrote:Bit like his carMeeow!
I'm still trying to get to grips with driving my old beastie (no, not my Mrs!). I keep find myself having to brake stupidly hard and fight to keep it going in a straigh line. Hmm maybe I should be a little more gentle with the loud pedal. NOT A CHANCE.
ROFLMAOGardinerG wrote:My ESP light has been flashing at me all week for some reasonand I was wondering what that flashy thingy was on my dash, quite distracting really. I wondered if it meant something like "Are you Bl00dy Stupid speed" or "Engage Suicidal Program" . Hmmm.
Na Idiots guide to stop it from flashing.GardinerG wrote:I have now put some black tape over mine so I can't see it flashing bad design really I thinkIs that what they call a performance mod?
What a doorknob.I have actualy been asked in the past to remove an airbag warning light bulb before when I guy had a Airbag fault and didn't want it repaired
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