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Post by S4TAN » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:47 pm

Talking about flipper ?
Yep - that's the one ... there's another one too (watched them at MRC the other day - PMSL!) :lol:
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Post by C-24 » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:49 pm

What kind of ejaculation are you talking about
I just saw a big white fish that enjoyed the water :lol:
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Post by Veni » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:19 am

Hello boys

Audi alarm bad bad <beep> happy I smash . :lol:

This gimp suit you say you all Audi boys have , on TV F1 boys this is gimp suit ?

Decadent infidel western boys you show me you with gimp suit have pics on forum , I see I get one special womens made Asgabat , UK womens good shagging all Audi boys gimp suits on ?

Leon big gimp suit Audi boy video on you tube it good , I see this you help me , he have good suit ?

Ejacultation Leon do he get to car to make faster ? It good I get ejacultation from MRC , I ask german stink robbers in berlin they no have ?

You tell me I get good price good Audi boys yes ?

I learn very lot Audi from you boys , no help boys Asgabat .

So you tell me I thank you .

Veni .

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Post by oliew » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:30 am

LOL
veni nice car! yes mrc made leons car go fast! not sure about those noises but yes i have heard them and they do sound pretty funny!
my alarm went off a couple of times i left the window down, did you check that??? maybe a sunroof or something.
Maybe you should try ejaculating while driving (im sure you already have with your women), maybe it wont make you go faster but at least it will give you a good feeling!
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Post by Veni » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:41 am

Hello Gimbster ol

It butiful my Audi it good you like , alarm bad <beep> berlin I get , I not do window sunroof I smash :lol:

I want video see Audi boy leon ejacultation so you tell me I thank you .

I want ejacultation it cost big , make car go lot faster , you tell me ? What feeling is good womens , UK womens good for ejacultation in car ?

So you tell me I thank you .

Veni .

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Post by C-24 » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:15 pm

I wanted to find a picture of a "gimp suit" so I could show it to you Veni.
But when you search for it on google, you find some ugly things.

Are you the only one in Turkmenistan that has an S4 ?

A gimp suit looks like this :
http://www.gta.cz/sanandreas/data/miky/ ... cial/1.jpg
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Post by MCB » Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:55 am

Anyone have a link to the much mentioned Leon E............ vid?
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Post by S4TAN » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:32 am

Paul - just go on You-Tube and do a search under ZeroK66 ...
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Post by MCB » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:44 am

Cheers Julian :thumbs:
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