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Butiful Audi go Beep beep beep

Post by Veni » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:46 pm

Hello boys

You had good time no working for 2 dayes , I much drinking and shagging my bollocks hurt so much , Asgabat is best for me .

I tell you have problem with butiful Audi and you gimbsters help me , it go beep beep beep I had late night with shagging my many womens and the car it hurt my head bad bad.

German stink robbers car go bad , I think this now I fix <beep> !

Much problem men tell me bad Audi car in street , I go to bed under it big <beep> for me .

It is so late you help me Audi boys in the next day I stop beep .

I try to give you painting of my butiful Audi , PhilT and other infidel Malchik Gays say I not live , western bollocks talk ! I try to put in gallery .

You good gimbster Audi S4 boys , not bad stink crews !

<beep> tired so you tell me I thank you .

Veni .

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Post by s4woody » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:12 pm

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOk then...
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Post by S4TAN » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:20 pm

Ummmm .... when you say 'painting' do you mean photo?? Would love to see a photo of your "butiful Audi" ...

Sounds like your alarm may be going off ....
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Post by Veni » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:30 pm

Hello Gimbster S4TAN

Alarm is bad you good Audi boy , I gun fire alarm next day !

I send you PM .

<beep> tired so you tell me I thank you .

Veni .

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Post by MCB » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:59 pm

Hello Gimbster S4TAN

Alarm is bad you good Audi boy , I gun fire alarm next day !
:lol:

On the money Julian, definately sound like you will need a new alarm siren.
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Post by S4TAN » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:11 am

here you go Veni - posted the pic of your car (and you i assume?) as requested

P.S. Is "gimbster" a Turkmenistan word??
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Post by C-24 » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:19 am

This is Butiful Audi,

Veni you good Audi Boy

Hope alarm of your Butiful Audi not big problem to resolve.
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Post by saf » Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:43 am

Hmmmmm

Im gonna get some sleep. Veni, you crack me up man.

Nice Audi. Just make sure you and your girls dont dirty those seats.

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Post by GrahamS4 » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:49 am

LMAO. This is priceless.
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Post by okkim » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:48 am

You had good time no working for 2 dayes , I much drinking and shagging my bollocks hurt so much , Asgabat is best for me .

I tell you have problem with butiful Audi and you gimbsters help me , it go beep beep beep I had late night with shagging my many womens and the car it hurt my head bad bad.
I think that Veni has watched too much Boratmovie ;)

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Post by HobsonS4 » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:50 am

ill have some of wateva he's taking please,

group buy anyone? lol
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Post by Veni » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:54 am

Hello boys

Alarm go bad , hurt my head bad bad Audi <beep> alarm , I put on floor and smash big fun we all laugh bollocks hurt ! :lol:

I get from german stink robbers in berlin , fix soon I hope .

Gimbster S4TAN all is fun yes?

I big thanks you for pic on forum , assume is good you see I many butiful womens I have and go for ride in Audi big fun shaging my womens ! :lol:

You ask gimbster why you ask me I see on forum Audi boys say this , I look for this also bad head hurt with forum !!!

Gimbster boys C-24 = SAF = GrahamS4 = HobsonS4 you all good gimbster Audi boys good words for you .

I hurt bollocks with Borat :lol:

This great Audi boy david7m I buy Dee Vee Dee with HIT folk song Throw the Jew down the Well ! I like this very good song for all Turkmenistan boys , I have good boy have radio reporting for work he play soon we all hurt bollocks very much ! :lol:

I ask you boys UK womens girlfriens have balls on plate for many womens you have ?

Gimbster Derdle he say balls on plate in front of judge and take kids , this big <beep> I hope not you good Audi boys !

I go you western gimbsters :lol: I am work .

So you tell me I thank you .

Veni .

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Post by DavidT » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:05 pm

Oh no! I've just put 2 & 2 together.

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Post by Alps » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:08 pm

Now this is what all threads should be like... informative... and a bubble at the same time :lol: :lol:

It's a pleasure having you in here Veni 8) :thumbs:

:lol: :lol: :lol: @ Hobson S4's suggestion about a group buy
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Post by s4woody » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:12 pm

@david...go on then..who is it...
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