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Post by Veni » Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:17 pm

Hello boys

I am Vari from Turkmenistan home of the brave Türkmenbaşy and I have butiful Audi S4 .

I come here so you can help me to make Audi go faster look better , you will help I know you Western boys like to help although I am no Malchik Gay , I have plenty girls who like to go for ride in Audi .

First I start with engine I think and you help me to get parts for good prices as German robbers will not be providing for this .

So we start I post and you help me , I go now as womens is calling for bed fun :lol:

Vari .

Long life Saparmurat Niyazov

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Post by david7m » Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:39 pm

Welcome, how was the bedroom fun ;)

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Post by MarkB » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:58 am

LMAO Welcome and great intro!
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Post by johneroberts » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:01 am

Yash shemash!
Its nice, i like
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Post by Veni » Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:40 pm

Hello boys

Kind words from you all I sorry I go you western gimbsters :lol: I am shaging my womens as it is party time in Turkmenistan and I have many more to do before it is morning.

Good happy bollocks to you and much womens.

Veni

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Post by david7m » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:31 am

Sounds like your living the dream.....but get off the computer and back to the ladies!

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Post by Veni » Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:01 am

Hello Gimbster Dave

I live in butiful city Asgabat also with many butiful womens, you have also ?

You look very happy boy in you pictur I think you have .

So you tell me I thank you .

Veni .

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Post by david7m » Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:09 am

I am very very happy thankyou, but I have shaved off my moustache now for the hotter months, a bit like the girlfriends tacho.......you like?

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Post by Veni » Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:16 am

Hello Gimbster Dave

It is good you happy , what do you say shaved of moustach and is girlfreind womens ? What have you done also as it is very hot in summer also here ?

I go now .

So you tell me I thank you .

Veni .

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Post by david7m » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:17 pm

Girlfriend does not have a moustache......on her face, maybe a little panty one though ;)

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Post by Veni » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:22 pm

Hello Gimbster Dave

I ask good boy he tell me I hurt bollocks :lol: get more womens and have more shagging !

Veni .

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Post by S4TAN » Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:07 pm

How have you hurt your bollocks Veni?
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Post by Veni » Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:42 pm

Hello Gimbster S4TAN

Many bed fun time am I having with butiful Turkmen woman, you are happy for my bollocks I think ?

Bollocks have much love-pain now thank you !

Why you name of S4TAN ?

You western infidel worship I think maybe as leader of gimbster tribe of Audi fans I find here to be all followers of you all is good ?

We in Turkmenistan and my womens no like Western Malchik Gay , this problem is plice piser ?

So you tell me I thank you .

Veni .

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Post by S4TAN » Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:39 am

Ummm ... where do i start!?

Firstly; i suppose i'm about as happy for your bollocks as I can be ... which isn't very much, i've got to be honest.

Secondly; I suppose in your eyes i am a depraved infidel - undoubtedly to many others too ... but i'm hardly the leader of the "gimbster tribe of Audi fans"! We have a cornish pasty in the UK made by a company called Ginsters ... but a pasty is an edible item, and nothing to do with Audi cars!

I'm unsure as to what a Malchik is ... but there are plenty of gays knocking around ...

Keep up the good work Veni ...
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Post by Doug_S2 » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:32 pm

Hey Veni,

I have replied 3 times to your emails now - and the only reply I get from you are pictures of your sisters! Can you please stop sending them - they are illegal in this country!
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