Another Fleabay classic

[shineydave]

Shamelessly ripped off from Audisport, i thought it worthy of sharing with the group

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... &rd=1&rd=1

[k5turbo]

I could picture you in that dave

[ScottyBoy]

There was alot of unnecessary jargon in that write up and im confused as to what it is, its just registering as a yellow car for now.

[shineydave]

I could picture you in that dave

and i could picture me in that running you over, lol

Apparantly it's a 1.8 4 cylinder "Twin Turbo" but other than that i'm with Scott on this one. we're probably confused because it's so rare, only 5 produced apparantly

[viperbl]

That is so funny!

I honestly want some of what he is smoking!

I was gonna quote some of the funny parts, but, its all of it!! none of it makes sense!

[shineydave]

if you have a minute have a look at some of the other items he's been buying on there

[DavidT]

Dear me, just a few factual inaccuracies there !

[shineydave]

don't let facts get in the way of a good fleabay advert.

[chalky]

Hmmm,

I bet you could sell him anything,

sineydave i have as you suggestad looked at what else he has been buying and have come to the following conclusion.

An underweight liverpool fan with a ponchont for weight gain, robbie williams and latex lubricant.

i can see it now "course it will give you twice the original power sir and all for £1,380 and you will get your money back when you come to sell it"

"of course sir they were made in limited numbers, in fact both robbie williams and stephen Gerrard have one"

By the way do you know Barry Bethel.

[GrahamS4]

These ads are often misinformed clowns who don't know better. This one HAS to be a wind up. HAS to be!!

[shineydave]

i think he's confusing twin cam with twin turbo

[MarkB]

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[shineydave]

thanks Mark for reproducing the entire advert, must have taken you ages to type it out word for word.

you could have saved some time however by condensing it thus..........

"B0££0cks"

[fil]

wonder if hes mates with this seller? , it was posted on passionford yesterday, another classic

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ford-sierra-sapph ... dZViewItem

[shineydave]

hell dude, that's grim, almost as grim as his spelling, punctuation and grammer