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Post by derdle » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:16 pm

Ahh c'mon guys....he's adding some humour. Noe of us are fooled. In fact he could bt the next Borat!
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Post by david7m » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:53 pm

Do these idiots actually think people are that stupid that anyone will make a donation?

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Post by RSVI » Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:26 am

Callin me stupid?

GGrrrrrr...........

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Post by PhilT » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:57 am

I thought I'd leave it for the humour/learning aspect.....
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Post by ScottyBoy » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:34 pm

ScottyBoy wrote: Wheres Simple1 when you need him.
Ok but seriously where is Simple1 i do miss him so.
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Post by bobjebb » Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:52 pm

And where's RIZ_RS4. He was so excited he couldn't contain himself for a good 18 months before he got his his RS4, he must have it now, and silence... Perhaps he's living in it?
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Post by DavidT » Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:04 pm

Riz & simple1, where indeed.
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Post by shineydave » Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:06 pm

is there an echo in here?
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Post by TarmacTerrorist » Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:10 pm

Hey there juniperberry,

There is a mountain of dog turds starting to build up in the back garden. If you come round and clean them all up I'l give you a fiver.....
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Post by RSVI » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:12 pm

I'll beat that,

Come round to mine and I'll give you £5 plus a ride on my push bike ;)
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Post by Tomson » Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:34 pm

"Riz & simple1, where indeed."

Riz appears to have re-appeared looking for anothe B7 RS4. I think insurance dealt the killer blow on his last deal.

Simon though, no idea, last time he was here he was on about a dodgy handbrake on his B7..
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Post by S4TAN » Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:48 pm

do not drink one beer or smoke box of cigarettes
And I was getting my wallet out ready to help until i read that line - now the c*nt can just f*ck off! Bloody cheek - no-one tells me not to have a beer and a fag ... :lol:
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Post by shineydave » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:16 am

i thought Fagging was abolished in the 1960's, oh hum, you live and learn
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Post by S4TAN » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:10 pm

i thought Fagging was abolished in the 1960's, oh hum, you live and learn

I live in a time warp ...
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