oh and throttle body adaption is where S4TAN got the rubber pants thingy to adapt to his little ass..and he stuck the MAP sensor in his crack to measure boost after a nite on the curry and guinness... when he bends over your,ll see his DV's swingin just by his Y pipe...
Cleaned throttle body and TBA => now flies
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No have a horrible vision in my heads4woody wrote:oh and throttle body adaption is where S4TAN got the rubber pants thingy to adapt to his little ass..and he stuck the MAP sensor in his crack to measure boost after a nite on the curry and guinness...when he bends over your,ll see his DV's swingin just by his Y pipe...

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Very charming Simon!!!! 
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Don't close your eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i hope he's not going to contaminate the engine by re-fitting it, it might get preggers and he'll have loads of little V6's to look after
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He'll certainly have to clean out his throttle body then......i hope he's not going to contaminate the engine by re-fitting it, it might get preggers and he'll have loads of little V6's to look after
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ha ha... your rite S4TAN it didnt touch the sides..i couldn,t get it through the bloody hole..it no fun being hung like a horse..wooo down boy.. 
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Great banter here guys...

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I know, I started it of quite innocently with how well my car is going after TB clean and alignment, and before you know, we have banter about small pants and been hung like a horseCliveH wrote:Great banter here guys...![]()

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come on guys, we know they're all average.................................................well except for mine!!!!!!!!!and been hung like a horse
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