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Post by JonnyX » Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:14 am

mikeyquattro wrote:Anyone lent there car to there Nan??
Feckin pile of Brummie <beep>!
My mate at work bought a Zr160, and I keep telling him you can't polish a turd :lol:
That was actually my screen name on the site (ucantpolishaturd) until they
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Post by S4TAN » Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:04 pm

@JonnyX - your avatar is top-notch; Shamone muthafucka! Eeh-hee!
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Post by shineydave » Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:42 am

I gotta get me one of those, them ZS180's are awesome, they can see off M3's, M5's, porsche 911's, RS4's, S4's, ferraris big sports bikes (uphill no less) and no doubt a Veyron.............what's that darling?..........................time to wake up and go to work?...................oh hum, it was all a dream

BTW i actually spent 2 nights reading all 80 odd pages of that drivel, just like a good book, i couldn't put it down for fear of missing something.
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Post by JonnyX » Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:44 am

shineydave wrote:I gotta get me one of those, them ZS180's are awesome, they can see off M3's, M5's, porsche 911's, RS4's, S4's, ferraris big sports bikes (uphill no less) and no doubt a Veyron.............what's that darling?..........................time to wake up and go to work?...................oh hum, it was all a dream

BTW i actually spent 2 nights reading all 80 odd pages of that drivel, just like a good book, i couldn't put it down for fear of missing something.
Tell me about it!. I found that thread over a year ago and still go back.

They say laughter is the best medicine.....

btw, did you see the post where he claimed to 40 - 95 in his car in 3rd takes
5-6 seconds?
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Post by stimp » Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:47 pm

Hehehehhe,,, a really good read.

http://forums.xpowerforums.com/showthre ... post397997

Everyone should join in.....

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Post by belgianS4 » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:48 am

What bunch of cr*p!!

Think i'll go for a rover after the S is gone :jump:

When will the dream end for those boys there are more people driving an S or RS that can turn a steering wheel...

Let them have their dream so we can drive while their off in a deep sleep...
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Post by GrimReaper » Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:07 pm

couldn't resist registering on this forum think it might come in handy for future slating. hmmmm wonder if we can start calling them rice burners since they were bought out by the chinese firm a while back. :D
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Post by JonnyX » Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:19 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY60PLHAwyQ

'Nice' twin exhaust system to complement the 'shopping trolley handle' spoiler.
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Post by derdle » Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:32 pm

It growls........
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like a mouse.
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Post by MarkB » Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:46 pm

JonnyX wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY60PLHAwyQ

'Nice' twin exhaust system to complement the 'shopping trolley handle' spoiler.
What a pile of SH1T!
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Post by MCB » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:31 pm

I feel ill!
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Post by JonnyX » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:45 pm

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Post by GrimReaper » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:08 am

JonnyX wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY60PLHAwyQ

'Nice' twin exhaust system to complement the 'shopping trolley handle' spoiler.
Sounds like a Great Dane trying to sneeze :lol:
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Post by austinpowers » Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:16 am

I have a Rover (let the flaming begin :P)
But i'm not a member of that website, but am on this, says something doesn't it..

Bang for buck though, my Rover is better than an S4.

I paid £550 a year ago for my 96 820 Vitesse, lowered it with koni shocks and gmax springs, it's a nice car reasonably nippy (200bhp,well 185 at the last rolling road, 60 in 7.3, 142mph)

I took it to the 'Ring with a few friends earlier this year, one being in a E39 M5 and i managed a 9.17 btg, which i didn't think was bad for a big old cheap car.

I like it, it has character and looks nice,yes subjective i know, but hey.

Now when i do decide to change it and get something better in terms of performance, quality then i'd like an S4, RS4 or E39 M5, i could afford one now but when the times right i will buy one. :D

But yes the ZS180 isn't a fast car and certainly not better than an S4, but then again they're chavs who live in dream land no doubt. :?

Btw anyone interested in seeing a lap of mine, search for rover vitesse nurburgring on google videos. Not my fastest laps or cleanest, but fun behind Tom.

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Post by h8cak » Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:31 am

WTF? U on drugs mate 'Bang for buck though, my Rover is better than an S4' Think you have the wrong site. This is for people that own fine german engineering not brittish skips
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